I went to a "Pussyball" burlesque tonight. I'm drunk and have to go to work in a few hours. Actually, today is my day off but I said I'd go in since Nick quit. Anyway, I went to the "Pussyball" by myself tonight since Skythe coudln't make it (mm hmm)".
So, I got there a bit early and drank rather fast even though my lack of money was quite prominent. Upon arriving, one of the guys attending said he really liked my tophat. He then proceeded to bore the fuck out of me for several about the Iraqi war. Even when the show was starting. He's in the Army.
Once the show finally started I got this grainy photo:
and this video:
before I was told that I could NOT take pictures (youcan actually hear him at the end of the video telling me that). That was a turn for the odd since I have taken an ungodly amount of photos there beofre. Oh well. The show was unfuckingbeliveably short. Blink and you'd miss it. I got bored and almost regretted staying home I could could play Bully on my PS2.
I took a picture with this dude:
Then he said he had to "hollah at a bitch downstairs".
As I admitted defeat and was walking toward my Jeep, I heard a young lady saying,"Hey! I like your hat". I walked toward her and said "Even enough to take a picture with me". I ain't eloquent, people. I expected her to either run away or scream for help, but instead her smile grew wider. It took me two times but I ended up with this pic:
She shook my hand and told me her name was Tiffany.
So, I got there a bit early and drank rather fast even though my lack of money was quite prominent. Upon arriving, one of the guys attending said he really liked my tophat. He then proceeded to bore the fuck out of me for several about the Iraqi war. Even when the show was starting. He's in the Army.
Once the show finally started I got this grainy photo:
and this video:
before I was told that I could NOT take pictures (youcan actually hear him at the end of the video telling me that). That was a turn for the odd since I have taken an ungodly amount of photos there beofre. Oh well. The show was unfuckingbeliveably short. Blink and you'd miss it. I got bored and almost regretted staying home I could could play Bully on my PS2.
I took a picture with this dude:
Then he said he had to "hollah at a bitch downstairs".
As I admitted defeat and was walking toward my Jeep, I heard a young lady saying,"Hey! I like your hat". I walked toward her and said "Even enough to take a picture with me". I ain't eloquent, people. I expected her to either run away or scream for help, but instead her smile grew wider. It took me two times but I ended up with this pic:
She shook my hand and told me her name was Tiffany.
On the way home I heared a drunk driving commercial.
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that's a very fun group of pictures. i find it hard to believe from the photographic evidence that the night was not a total success. army guy, black guy, stripper girls, tophat girls, police cars. recipe for a good time.