Dumbass of the week goes to....
Julie Crawford! Congratulations! She is this "lady" who just recently started re-renting at our store (she used to come in a lot and ALWAYS had a problem with something). Yesterday, she parks in the handicapped spot and comes in the store. While she's looking around, I asked her if that was her car. She rolled her eyes and said that it was.
"I'm sorry but you're parked in the handicap-"
"I realize that," she interrupted. "They can wait".
That kind of took me aback, so I just paused a second and said, "Oh, Okay. Well I was wondering if you could move" (or something to that effect).
"Why are you harassing me?!"
"I'm not harassing you. You're parked in a handicapped spot and you clearly aren't handicapped It's okay though, I'll just have it towed next time". (empty threat but SHE doesn't know that!)
"You know, every time I come in here, you're rude".
So I sez, "How is it not rude to park in a handicapped space then say that they can wait. A handicapped person can wait on you, that's not rude?"
She calls me rude again, so I was pretty fed up at that point so I said, "You know, if you just would have said something like, 'Sorry, I'll move' or 'I'm almost done, sorry about that', the conversation would have been over by now".
FInally, she came up to the counter and said something about me being a jerk.
Congrats again on the win, Julie. You beat out JP Cooper and that is no small feat. You go on and on bitching to whoever will listen, often continuing to make people cringe with that shrill, loud, grating obxious voice of yours even when it's clear no one could possibly care. You actually have friends (unless you are a big faker) and somehow you managed to rope a husband and talk someone into having sex with you! Amazing! I can't even do that!
I applaude your callow nature and the nonchalant way you transfers the blame to others. The problem lies with everyone else everywhere you go. You, of course, aren't the problem.
Your prize will be arriving shortly (we have your address on file). I don't want to give anything away but it involves brown paper bags filled with a excrement, live chickens and a certain Masked sex symbol.
EDIT! STOP THE PRESSES!! God in heaven, SNOW has a new set! Cloud nine here I come.
Julie Crawford! Congratulations! She is this "lady" who just recently started re-renting at our store (she used to come in a lot and ALWAYS had a problem with something). Yesterday, she parks in the handicapped spot and comes in the store. While she's looking around, I asked her if that was her car. She rolled her eyes and said that it was.
"I'm sorry but you're parked in the handicap-"
"I realize that," she interrupted. "They can wait".
That kind of took me aback, so I just paused a second and said, "Oh, Okay. Well I was wondering if you could move" (or something to that effect).
"Why are you harassing me?!"
"I'm not harassing you. You're parked in a handicapped spot and you clearly aren't handicapped It's okay though, I'll just have it towed next time". (empty threat but SHE doesn't know that!)
"You know, every time I come in here, you're rude".
So I sez, "How is it not rude to park in a handicapped space then say that they can wait. A handicapped person can wait on you, that's not rude?"
She calls me rude again, so I was pretty fed up at that point so I said, "You know, if you just would have said something like, 'Sorry, I'll move' or 'I'm almost done, sorry about that', the conversation would have been over by now".
FInally, she came up to the counter and said something about me being a jerk.
Congrats again on the win, Julie. You beat out JP Cooper and that is no small feat. You go on and on bitching to whoever will listen, often continuing to make people cringe with that shrill, loud, grating obxious voice of yours even when it's clear no one could possibly care. You actually have friends (unless you are a big faker) and somehow you managed to rope a husband and talk someone into having sex with you! Amazing! I can't even do that!
I applaude your callow nature and the nonchalant way you transfers the blame to others. The problem lies with everyone else everywhere you go. You, of course, aren't the problem.
Your prize will be arriving shortly (we have your address on file). I don't want to give anything away but it involves brown paper bags filled with a excrement, live chickens and a certain Masked sex symbol.
EDIT! STOP THE PRESSES!! God in heaven, SNOW has a new set! Cloud nine here I come.
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mnislahi:
what a cunt 
adelayde:
oooo i can't wait! i hope my mailbox isn't overflowing. i've been out of town for two weeks. 