I am hungover and want to update but have nothing to say. So, I decided to dedicate this journal entry to women that I want to have sex with.
Rashida Jones
Zooey Deschanel
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Gigi Edgley
ZIyi Zhang
Alison Lohman
Rashida Jones
Zooey Deschanel
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Gigi Edgley
ZIyi Zhang
Alison Lohman
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iso:
yeah, i totally got the invite to that party. Christ, you think the man would send me something other than a party invitation occassionally. You know, maybe a nice "hey how's it going girl?" or a "hey thanks for letting me use your naked ass on my Sex and Candy flyers every fucking year for the past four years". Ya know, something to that effect.
iso:
hehe. Yeah, grab him by his terrible dreads and throw him in a fountain for me! hahaha! Seriously the only thing that pisses me off is that he uses the WORST old pictures of me. I would totally give him new ones if he would just ask. what a dumbass.