reverendbenzo

That Grizzly Man guy gets on my nerves. Well, I guess I should use the past tense since he's DEAD! I haven't actually seen the movie but I've seen the goddamn commercial about a million times. I know he was killed by a bear. It was probably "Mr. Chocolate", pissed off about the moniker he was given. I wonder if the Griz held up his fist and yelled "Animals rule!" while he had a bear paw up his butt.
I actually met Mr. Chocolate once. I made the mistake of calling him by his movie name and he was furious!
"My name is Steve!," he screamed. "Not Mr. Fucking Chocolate! You want some of this?!"
Luckily for me, I had some spare berries in my pocket. I tossed them on the ground and ran away screaming, "I WANT TO LIIIIIVE!"