reverendbenzo

I just got out of the shower. I smell great. I love when I get out of the tub and there is steam still coming off of my skin. It's the only time I actually like my ugly naked body.

Well, it's at least a 14 hour shift for me today. I have to be at work in twenty minutes and after midnight we have to do a full store inventory. Hopefully we won't be out much later than 4.

Holy God. Speaking of work, I was sooo fucking embarassed the other day. This girl that lives on my street came into my store. She walked up to me and said, "Hey I saw you the other day!'

I replied, "Oh yeah?" (I have such a way with words).

"Yeah! On cupid.com."

I just said something like "Oh God" but I was ashamed as hell. Then she wouldn't let it go! "Hey, don't give up. It may work out for you. It did for me!"

I kept waiting for the Rapture or maybe something less miraculous like a trap door to open. I just kind of nodded. She met her fella on cupid.com. She started talking to him the day after she broke up with her other boyfriend. Isn't the timing just grand??


P.S. If you don't mind, go wish Skythe a happy birthday. He ain't such a bad fella.