Well, I'm not exactly sure of the male equivalent to the "cat lady" but I have little doubt I will become it. I have become so sad, lonely and pathetic that I've started filling out online dating profiles.
It's not looking good. So far nothing fromCupid.com. I've had a few girls look at my profile yet no messages so far. I filled out a rather lengthy 7 page character assesment filled with questions that I honestly think went way beyond simply wanting to meet a stranger on the internet. I completed and submitted it. I then clicked the option to match me with anyone all of the world. NO hits! NONE! I don't match up to a single person on the planet.
I received an e-mail from yahoo personals saying my matches have been updated. Trying not to get too excited, I clicked and logged in. My top match is into the going to the beach, Nascar and hanging out with friends. Hmmm, all things that I hate. THEN I read that she goes to church every week! How the hell is any of that a match? She was cute but CHURCH?! I don't think so. I looked through my other 22 matches but they either had kids or weren't very, well....
Also somehow I broke my digicam. I can't get it to zoom or focus and I can't find the warranty. I am a very very sad Gonzo.
It's not looking good. So far nothing fromCupid.com. I've had a few girls look at my profile yet no messages so far. I filled out a rather lengthy 7 page character assesment filled with questions that I honestly think went way beyond simply wanting to meet a stranger on the internet. I completed and submitted it. I then clicked the option to match me with anyone all of the world. NO hits! NONE! I don't match up to a single person on the planet.
I received an e-mail from yahoo personals saying my matches have been updated. Trying not to get too excited, I clicked and logged in. My top match is into the going to the beach, Nascar and hanging out with friends. Hmmm, all things that I hate. THEN I read that she goes to church every week! How the hell is any of that a match? She was cute but CHURCH?! I don't think so. I looked through my other 22 matches but they either had kids or weren't very, well....
Also somehow I broke my digicam. I can't get it to zoom or focus and I can't find the warranty. I am a very very sad Gonzo.
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And I concure about getting out of GA and then looking. There has got to be someone for you. You are awesome and cute. Ya know, if I weren't married.....
Good luck finding your special someone!