Dumbass of the week goes to....
Julie Crawford! Congratulations! She is this "lady" who just recently started re-renting at our store (she used to come in a lot and ALWAYS had a problem with something). Yesterday, she parks in the handicapped spot and comes in the store. While she's looking around, I asked her if that was her car. She rolled her eyes and said...
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Julie Crawford! Congratulations! She is this "lady" who just recently started re-renting at our store (she used to come in a lot and ALWAYS had a problem with something). Yesterday, she parks in the handicapped spot and comes in the store. While she's looking around, I asked her if that was her car. She rolled her eyes and said...
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mnislahi:
what a cunt 
adelayde:
oooo i can't wait! i hope my mailbox isn't overflowing. i've been out of town for two weeks. 
I am pretty much out of food and I don't get paid until Friday. I had to get a little creative (well for me) so I decided to experiment with a can of spinach that was given to me The Capped Jerk. Well, it wasn't really an experiment per se but I had no idea how it would turn out. What I done did:
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luciefurr:
hahah i love your pictures! 
orchid:
Thanks so much for the comment on my debut set!!
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polly:
that's pretty cool.. until you see my MOM's car.
[ bright shiny purple VW bus with white lacey curtains!!!!!! ]
ha, it's the limit.
[ maybe not... but it's my mom's ]
[ bright shiny purple VW bus with white lacey curtains!!!!!! ]
ha, it's the limit.
[ maybe not... but it's my mom's ] 
user304975207:
That truck is quite awesome.
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foxee:
HAHAHA thats hot!!!
Sick again. I can't seem to get well. I've been taking vitamins, drinking water, practicing good hygeine and I even ran blind through the wood, nearly getting killed by a retarded guy in a red cloak then scaled an ivy covered fence to get the medicines. Just when I think I'm over this, it comes back again. I feel pretty bad today. I'm off work...
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jonnytrrrash7:
sounds like you are in a world of hurt right now...
gothikai:
sorry you don't feel well! :big hug: love your profile pic, though!
You know what I need? A fuckbuddy. Yeah, that would hit the spot.
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skythe:
Don't look at me!!!
johnesmoke:
do you know what a fuck buddy is?
Mooj says
Life is about people. It's about connections.
It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
And butthole pleasures.
It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Mooj says
Life is about people. It's about connections.
It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
And butthole pleasures.
It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Okay, update. I had a pretty busy week (for me). I'm infamous for way too much detail, so I'll try to give you the Reader's Digest version.
First off, the Astronautalis show. Skythe and I left in plenty of time but I missed the turn and ended up driving 40 miles out of the way. While getting on the exit to go back to Jacksonville,...
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First off, the Astronautalis show. Skythe and I left in plenty of time but I missed the turn and ended up driving 40 miles out of the way. While getting on the exit to go back to Jacksonville,...
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sphynx:
Thanks. Those are my babies.
kingoftown:
why you always gotta be throwin bottles at the dancers?!?!? 
jeez, just checked out the VG site for the first time. this will be excellent.
jeez, just checked out the VG site for the first time. this will be excellent.
Well, I'm back. I know you all are just tickled pink about the fact. I even have my old skool userpic.I could have used the $24 (it's 24 now) on Highway 17 hookers but I felt it would be put to better use here. We shall see.
Check this motherfucking shit out. Be patient. It gets good about 1:15 or so into it. Teh News....
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Check this motherfucking shit out. Be patient. It gets good about 1:15 or so into it. Teh News....
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mellisa:
wb
check your sg mail in a minute
check your sg mail in a minute
ontothenext:
Im glad I could make you laugh!
I actually went out on Saturday night. Skythe and I went to this club downtown. He wanted to go to the Gold Club but I managed to talk him to another place. There was no wait and no cover, so I think our timing was perfect. Of course I did lock my keys in the car, so we had to take a cab home. Anyway,...
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meaney:
i haven't went out drinking or whatever for... five months? six months? once i found out my ex was psychotic... and that i'd knocked up her roommate, i just seemed to lose taste for it.
i do enjoy a nice coffee.
i do enjoy a nice coffee.
iso:
that same girl is in the sex and candy gallery with me dressed in an outfit composed of playing card pasties and a condom wrapper skirt. i can't recall her name though. i do however recall that she was banging my friend krys for awhile. odd the things one can and cannot recall.
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snowballinhell:
New profile pic 
You have 2, yes 2 packages on the way to you Can you believe it was cheaper for me to split the one box into two smaller ones to send?? 
Let's just see if they both actually turn up on the same day
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
You have 2, yes 2 packages on the way to you
Can you believe it was cheaper for me to split the one box into two smaller ones to send?? Let's just see if they both actually turn up on the same day
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
arete:
i wanna play! ME! MEEEE!!
bring it to my house and i'll bake you a cake
bring it to my house and i'll bake you a cake
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iso:
know what you need? *does little booty shakey dance* There ya go. All better.
snowballinhell:
I bought you stuff today I'll tell you about it later if we manage to get online at the same time
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
I'll tell you about it later if we manage to get online at the same time
Love and kisses
Michelle xx
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iso:
yeah, i totally got the invite to that party. Christ, you think the man would send me something other than a party invitation occassionally. You know, maybe a nice "hey how's it going girl?" or a "hey thanks for letting me use your naked ass on my Sex and Candy flyers every fucking year for the past four years". Ya know, something to that effect.
iso:
hehe. Yeah, grab him by his terrible dreads and throw him in a fountain for me! hahaha! Seriously the only thing that pisses me off is that he uses the WORST old pictures of me. I would totally give him new ones if he would just ask. what a dumbass.