revelation

I have a friend called L*** who is very very very shy. He's embarresed of it all.

He was in date with a girl I didn't like much, cause she was a bit dumb (that, I think, was the reason he liked her anyway), but as we spent so much time toghether, everybody thought we were in date. In fact, his family thought we were going to get married. When his mother asked him about me, he always said we were nothing bit friends, and when I was around her mother always introduced me as "Her son's friend", and I could hear the italics in her voice.

One day L*** ran our of condoms, and the vending machine he used (the only one avaliable, we were living in a fuking island, very far far away from civilization) was broken. And he was just so embaressed to go to the chemist's to buy a box.

So, he asked me to do so.

"Why don't you do it yourself?" I asked "I mean, I'm not invited to this party".

But he insisted and insisted.

"Ok, But for sure I AM NOT going to pay".

So he drove me to the nearest chemist's to buy him the fucking condoms and I couldn't stop laughing, it was just surreal.

So I wen't inside. I bought them. And the man in the desk asked "How is L***?"

I went outside just cracking.

"Man, this guy knows your mother." I told him "So, for fuck's sake, next time, at leats, go somewhere further from your home, idiot!"

It made no difference at all.