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Tuesday Dec 04, 2007

Dec 4, 2007
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So, I decided to try a new energy drink today some chick was pushing in the convenient store near my work called "Spike" and this is what is written on the side of the can:

"WARNING: DO NOT USE IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 OR ELDERLY. DO NOT TAKE WITH ANY OTHER STIMULANT OR WEIGHT-LOSS SUPPLEMENT OR ANY PRESCRIPTION OR OVER-THE-COUNTER-MEDICINE. Do not use if you are pregant or nursing or at risk of being treated for high blood pressure, heart disease, hyperthyroidism, spasms, psychiatric disease, suffer from migraines, have asthma, or are taking asthma medication. Discontinue if use if you experience dizziness, headache, nausea, or heart palpitations. If you have trouble sleeping, do not take within six hours of bedtime. KEEP OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN."

So basically, this drink is for NO ONE. There's also a huge warning on the front of the can in huge letters that says "WARNING NEVER EXCEED ONE CAN DAILY" and then beneath that it says "READ ENTIRE LABEL BEFORE DRINKING." That's just the beginning. Apparently one can of this stuff has 300mg of caffine along with a bunch of other shit and is even non-alcoholic.

I've only had one can which I drank periodically throughout the day and I am still really fucking wired. Weeeeird.

Oh and yes, another one of my sets (Chambermaid) was rejected (*sigh*) so be sure to go and vote for it in the hopefuls section!

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luther:
did i ever tell you how awesome you are? awesome!
Dec 9, 2007
bloodhigh:
its no longer rejected, you look fantastic
Dec 9, 2007

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