reuben

I've given up on my blog a day list. The last few are too much effort and I just don't care enough.
Hahahaha
Instead you can have this...

Hi, my name is: Reuben
Never in my life have I been: as stressed as I am at present!
The one person who can drive me nuts is: my ex. But in a good way. Kinda.
High school: was a long time ago. In fact... I didn't go to 'high school', shut up. Stupid American quiz <3
When I'm nervous: I go really quiet.
The last song I listened to was: Delphic - Counterpoint.
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: would be my best friend.
My hair is: in need of a trim and a wash and some colour.
When I was 5: I was more interested in playing with Lego than Barbie dolls. Though I had hundreds of those too.
Last Christmas: I drank all day and ate my weight in food. Same as everyone else then?
I should be..: doing my tech drawings for my uni work, or sewing, or doing something wholly more constructive than sitting here doing this.
When I look down I see: boobs, generally. And today... sequins!
The happiest recent event was: spending an afternoon in the pub with Matter and Doll_ and for once having my mind completely taken off how much work I have yet to do.
If I were a character on Friends Id be: Phoebe probably... No, fuck it, I wanna be Chandler!
By this time next year: i will hopefully have settled into my chosen career path, and have somewhere to live in London and a job that supports my spending habits! I can hope! Oh and I'll have at least started my half sleeve dammit!
My current gripe is: my housemates. Always the housemates. Well, two of them anyways..
I have a hard time understanding: how some people can be so self involved.
You know I like you when: I talk to you alllllll the time.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: whoever I was with. And my mummy.
Take my advice: don't take anything I say too seriously.
The thing I want to buy: is my half sleeve tattoo. Or shoes. Lots more shoes.
If you visited the place I was born: you'd be in Northampton. And you'd probably be really bored.
I plan to visit: lots and lots of people in lots and lots of places. Whether or not I'll ever make it, is another thing.
If you spent the night at my house: we'd drink cider, piss around in chat, annoy my housemates with loud music and watch movies.
Id stop my wedding if: there was a massive zombie attack.
The world could do without: hate. *hippie moment*
Id rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: work in that fucking shop anymore.
Most recent thing Ive bought myself: Reeses peanut buttercups and Lipton iced tea.
Most recent thing someone else bought me: Strawberry cheesecake.
My middle name is: Alice.
In the morning I: am generally still asleep. And if I am awake you'll be lucky to get actual words out of me.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: kittens. Flying kittens would be adorable, no?
Last night I was: in my bed playing Sims and chatting. Not doing any work then....
Theres this guy I know who: makes me come completely undone.
If I was an animal Id be: a cat.
A better name for me would be: anything you can find that rhymes with my name or can fit my name into it.. I have many nicknames.
Tomorrow I am: going to go to uni at a sensible time and get some work done and make myself stop panicking.
Tonight I am: going to finish my tech drawings and budget sheets. Exciting.
My birthday is: September 4th bitchessss