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retardedgenius

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Wednesday Feb 18, 2004

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Today was a fun-filled day of mailing off a total of $1,350.00 of my hard-earned granola to various credit card companies, public utilities, and government agencies. It's a good thing Uncle Sam doesn't know what my actual income is, or i would be raped even worse. Especially with all that money I'm making on that illegal Mexican transvestite midget kiddy porn smuggling ring. It's hard enough just being a good, honest non-law-abiding citizen these days.

I must admit I became a bit suspicious when I noticed that a pack of 18 American flag stamps cost $6.66.

Then I went and took a look at Trixie & Chloe's new set, and all was happy again. Though it was a tad anticlimactic, since i know what those two are truly capable of... biggrin
chloe:
YAY! I can't believe you wrote!

I bought the same pack of stamps yesterday. It's a conspiracy! And it would be even better if I could spell!

You do not abide by laws. Especially traffic laws. If I were you, I would have nightmares that they were going to come get me in my sleep for all the bad things I've gotten away with. Maybe that's why you grind your teeth?

I just saw the damn Toxic video again. My Video will never be on. So I guess you will never learn what it is.

Snowboarding? Soon?
Feb 18, 2004
violentlyhappy:
hey, that beagle looks familiar!
i had no f'n idea... how've ya been?
Feb 20, 2004

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