respekt

okay fo my first day of work was actually pretty cool. i showed up half an hour early, got introduced to people id be working with and was handed off to maria so she could show me how to arrange gift baskets (think hickory farms). after a couple hours i was told to help john pack the baskets in boxes and put shipping labels on them. the automatic taping machine fucking hates me and likes ripping apart my boxes and taping the pieces together. real fucking annoying. everybody seems good humored though. and very patient. boss man (eric) is a kickass ex military joker. he was busting my balls all day but said he was amazed with how quickly i was learning. im actually kind of looking forward to work in the morning. lets see how long this lasts

oh yea. some jerkoff in a scout wouldnt let me merge on the way home so i ended up passing my exit. while trying to find my way back to the right intersection i got myself hopelessly lost in suburbia hell. the closest i got to 581 was a fence separating me and it. real fucking annoying. eventually made it back to 581. west. fuck. i needed east. didnt feel like dicking around with traffic anymore so i drove through the grass and hopped on eastbound. good thing i have new tires on the car. the old ones probably would have left me stuck. then id have no choice but to wait for the cops to show up and give me a ticket and then help me out. from now on i know to stay in the right lane. if i see that fucker in the scout tomorrow im gonna peg him in the head with an ice scraper

--PG