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for some reason i decided it would be a good idea to try and get to work the same way i got home last night. one of those classic 'you cant get there from here' things. somefuckinghow i ended up on the north side of route 581 and i dont even remember going through an underpass. showed up at work just in time to throw...
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so work went pretty well today. for some damn reason eric put ME in charge of training the two new people who started today. with all the stress from that the day went by pretty fast. got home and saw that the SG magazine i ordered last month finally showed up. the envelops was open when i got to it. i can understand my dad...
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woke up. watched broken arrow and an episode of top gear with my dad. hung out with the ex fiance. shes such a bitch. i wont be seeing her again. watched sleepy hollow. id still sell my soul for a night with christina ricci. now im going to bed

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stopped at a gas station to get a half gallon of tea on my way to work and ended up finding the only gas station on dauphin county that doesnt sell tea. walked out with two liters of mountain dew. the mideastern guy behind the counter was real nice. its the TOO friendly guys im worried about. i dont know if they really love america...
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okay fo my first day of work was actually pretty cool. i showed up half an hour early, got introduced to people id be working with and was handed off to maria so she could show me how to arrange gift baskets (think hickory farms). after a couple hours i was told to help john pack the baskets in boxes and put shipping labels on...
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woke up and went to breakfast. uncle butch had me buy him $20 worth of $1k a week for life scratch tickets. out of ten tickets he won nothing. obviously he was a little pissed about this. so my pap had me buy the rest of the $1k a week for life tickets and won $2 on the seventh ticket. so butch had me buy...
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turns out today i had a psych appointment and an ULTRASOUND, not an cat scan. so my psychologist thinks im an idiot. and im pregnant. just kidding, but im pretty sure the doc thinks im a crazy fucking moron who needs to just stop talking to girls. then i went shopping at walmart for work clothes with $300 my dad was kind enough to loan...
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so i found out why i was supposed to be down in camp hill. they wanted me to piss in a cup. no worries. the cool shit is that after thirty seconds i was told to peel a sticker off the front and it said i was clean. then they gave me a piece of paper with an address and a couple names and told...
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so i woke up around 11. spent ten minutes foraging for food in the kitchen before saying fuck it and making a sammich. only one slice of balogny though. that annoyed me. went out and watched the jets/patriots game with my dad in the sunroom. i dont know why. i fucking hate football. when the game was over i came back to my room and...
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woke up, ate a sammich and started cleaning my room. moved a pile of clothes and found a vcr and a squirtgun. wtf? i also found my final fantasy viii soundtrack. Nobuo Uematsu is an AMAZING composer. better than Zans Zimmer id say. didnt go to oysterfest because my friends and family suck and nobody wanted to go with. made a new friend on SG....
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went to my cousins hearing today. i was supposed to be a witness but the dickhead behind the desk shut me up and wouldnt let me speak. what a prick. came home and vacuumed the house because i was bored. then i watched juno. and nick and norahs infinite playlist. i feel REALLY gay. oysterfest tomorrow. i REALLY hope i can find somebody to go...
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woke up to an empty house. interesting. both parents gone all day. did i have a party? no. you need friends for that. i spent the day walking around in my boxers and watching top gear on-demand. "is it possible to buy a MR italian sports car for under 10000 quid? yes. but for the love of God dont"

called jfc staffing. they might have...
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