resonator

today while i was at work, about 800 birds took a huge shit on my car.

seriously.

like, entire hood, roof, and windshield splattered.

know how it looks when you go to the beach and eight or ten seagulls take a shit on your ride?

multiply that by about 100, and that's what my car looked like.

i almost died laughing.

i neglected to take pictures, so i'm going to have to leave the shit on there till daytime tomorrow, at which point i will photograph the carnage.

xoxo