Dear Deb,
I'm sorry but I am going to have to break up with you. Well, actually, I just need a break from you, for 12 weeks. You are delicious and make eating potato fun, but unfortunately people say you aren't the best for me. So I am going to take a break for a while and eat real vegetables. I know it is hard to hear, but it is only for a little while. I will come back to you eventually. Like they say, if you love something, let them go, and if it comes back to you, then you know. or something.
Please stay true to yourself Deb, don't change. It's not you... it's me.
Love always and forever and to my dying day.
Re
I'm sorry but I am going to have to break up with you. Well, actually, I just need a break from you, for 12 weeks. You are delicious and make eating potato fun, but unfortunately people say you aren't the best for me. So I am going to take a break for a while and eat real vegetables. I know it is hard to hear, but it is only for a little while. I will come back to you eventually. Like they say, if you love something, let them go, and if it comes back to you, then you know. or something.
Please stay true to yourself Deb, don't change. It's not you... it's me.
Love always and forever and to my dying day.
Re
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I'd heard the rumours about you and Kraft Ezy-Mac Macaroni and Cheese, but I didn't think it was true. I thought you might have learned from the hurt you caused with your brief flirtation with whipped cream in a can, but obviously this isn't the case.
Perhaps you need to spend some time alone, and work out exactly what sort of relationship you want? Is Deb going to be a part of your life, or just a 'friends with benefits" deal?