requiem

I'm a little pissed off that there are no monkeys native to North America.

My car is in the shop, so I have a rental. There's a lingering feminine perfume aroma in the rental that I really like. And I really hope the previous driver wasn't an ugly chick.

According to my calculations, the average atom making up my body has, over the millennia, been pooped out by an average of at least eighteen platymapuses.

There sure are a lot of recipes on the internet for cooking raccoon.

Food poisoning sucks.

I can't remember whose house I was at recently where I was really impressed by the cool retro silverware they had. Hmmm. I can't even remember if it was family or a friend. To my friends I guess this means you might as well not even try to be cool because if I do happen to notice your coolness, I won't remember it.

For Christmas my mommy gave me two box sets of Pinky and the Brain DVDs. In an age of Family Guy and South Park, Pinky and the Brain seems rather timid as far as animated shows go. But I have to give the show credit for paving the way. Eric Cartman and Stewy Griffin both are nothing more than various incarnations of the Brain. Watching...
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TIme to eat.

I have it in my head that the standard table height is 34" from the floor. But I don't have my tape measure with me, so I can't confirm. Can anybody out there help me out here?

October/November is the most beautiful time of the year on the coast of Central California. The fog is almost non-exsistant and the temperature is often in the 70's. Seems like nobody knows this, and I guess that's just as well. Once I find a nice breakfast place where I can eat outside, I'll be glad that it's not full of tourists.