Friday Jul 19, 2002

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Tonight I realized that I am a gay couple.

For me, masturbation is sex with a man. As a man, sex with a man must be gay sex, right? And if I'm the man with whom I have gay sex, I must therefore be a gay couple.

Does anybody like wine? I need to start a tasting group.
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fej:
you rule.
digdug:
That's awesome that you are travelling all the way to Indy to pick up a Studebaker. Whle you're in Indy, you should go down to South Bend to see the Studebaker National Museum (but I'm sure that is already on your agenda) http://www.studebakermuseum.org/

I, myself, am an Avanti man, but I'm too chicken to actually buy one.

p.s. the gay couple thing is hilarious

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