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So sorry for the profile pic, it's old but also I'm going through a stage of trying to look as disgusting as I can. It's part of my plan to not be attractive to girls so I won't have to worry about that side of my life. Or it's not, it's something else. My objective is to amuse and disgust. And to get a reaction...
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A funny thing happened on Saturday night, I went to see the band of this girl I had met. After their set we talked for a bit drank, eventually we were getting into a taxi and she asked if I wanted to stay at her house. Yay me!

I won't write any more because reading about someone else's love life on the journals seems kind...
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I went to the second funeral of my life today. As usual I was crying, not because I was sad but because those sorts of things make me cry. But then again I cry when someone dies on the news.

Crying becomes easier as you spiral out of control.

Oh god I'm a mong. I don't really want to be fifteen years younger, that's just silly. And then I go and lose a big fat journal entry. What a spaz. Why do I sleep so much? I was five and a half hours late to work today, even though I spent most of yesterday sleeping in front of the telly. But luckily twork doesn't...
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Saw Morrissey on Saturday, my life may have changed forever. He looked so old, it was sad. But his voice was better than ever and he had wit and flair. If only I was 15 years younger then I think I would have been growing up at the right time, but that's what it's all about isn't it? I wouldn't be a real Morrissey fan...
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Been moving house the last week or so, to the ex-gallery. Contact with my love has been recent, so I'm happy. Well happyish, I missed out on tickets to see Morrissey...

Well it's only four hours until talk like a pirate day, it's so exciting. I'm tempted to tell the joke about the pirate with the wheel down his pants, but I won't. Here is another nuts related joke.

A man walks into his pychiatrist's office wearing only cling wrap. The psychiatrist says to him, 'I can clearly see you're nuts'

Huzzah! Got the best apartment in the world. We are going to have a housewarming in the theme of art-gallery, seeing as it was formerly an art gallery. So there will be much painting and growing of moustaches and then we will auction off all our art for monopoly money that we'll be giving out on the door. A new and fabulous life awaits!

Best Apartment Ever.

I might be moving into an apartment that wsa made out of an old art gallery. The application is in, we are the only ones who have applied so far. If we get it I'll explode. It would be the best place for parties ever, there is a huge living room with a mezzanine over it perfect for a DJ or band,...
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I'm trying to give up drinking and smoking. Last week I said I would but it wsa my friend's birthday, and then my other friend's birthday, so it wasn't too successful. So I tried again as of monday, and lasted til last night. My lungs hurt when I breathe, maybe they're trying to tell me something?

Right then, no more drinking from now. Except maybe...
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