Well it's only four hours until talk like a pirate day, it's so exciting. I'm tempted to tell the joke about the pirate with the wheel down his pants, but I won't. Here is another nuts related joke.
A man walks into his pychiatrist's office wearing only cling wrap. The psychiatrist says to him, 'I can clearly see you're nuts'
A man walks into his pychiatrist's office wearing only cling wrap. The psychiatrist says to him, 'I can clearly see you're nuts'