More vehicular madness!
Location: BQE southbound for many many miles
Offending vehicle: I have no fucking idea. It started out life as something fast and japanese, but with all the marques removed and the bolt on farings and the candy apple orange paintjob, I really couldn't tell. It had 4 TV monitors, though.
Offending driver: Not Vin Diesel
Dear Fast and Furious,
I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but:
1. This is not Georgia
2. You really, really cant fucking drive.
It was bad enough that despite your thousands of dollars in street racer add-ons that I could pace you in a 10 year old pickup with a 4 cylinder without actually trying, but you got punked by a Mazda 323. Stock. Driven by a guy older than your dad. That whole "Dude I drive K-Razy, man, and everyone gets out my way." thing may fly down south, but this is fucking Brooklyn. Brooklynites may not be the most sophisticated folk in the world but we have figured out that you're not going to total your $10K custom paint job driving into someone. Hope you enjoyed sucking down those bus fumes when grandpa boxed you in.
Location: BQE southbound for many many miles
Offending vehicle: I have no fucking idea. It started out life as something fast and japanese, but with all the marques removed and the bolt on farings and the candy apple orange paintjob, I really couldn't tell. It had 4 TV monitors, though.
Offending driver: Not Vin Diesel
Dear Fast and Furious,
I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but:
1. This is not Georgia
2. You really, really cant fucking drive.
It was bad enough that despite your thousands of dollars in street racer add-ons that I could pace you in a 10 year old pickup with a 4 cylinder without actually trying, but you got punked by a Mazda 323. Stock. Driven by a guy older than your dad. That whole "Dude I drive K-Razy, man, and everyone gets out my way." thing may fly down south, but this is fucking Brooklyn. Brooklynites may not be the most sophisticated folk in the world but we have figured out that you're not going to total your $10K custom paint job driving into someone. Hope you enjoyed sucking down those bus fumes when grandpa boxed you in.
[Edited on Sep 19, 2005 12:50AM]