So they tell you not to eat or drink anything for twelve hours for the bloodwork, but then they ask for a urine sample. You'd think doctors would have a better grasp of where pee comes from.
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What is this "bloodwork?"
I have what are called "deep veins," which means the nurse / doctor / blood drive volunteer needs to be a marksman with that hypo. My personal endurance record is eleven attempts before I told them all to get lost.