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I know this gets dangerously close to Seinfeldian observational humor, but the fuck is up with guys who grunt when they pee? I mean seriously, its just not that much work, and frankly I don't need to hear it when I'm letting out my jumbo Coke at the end of a movie. This dude last night was far too young for gallstones or an enlarged prostate so we can rule that out, and yet he was huffing and puffing like he was trying to bring the mountain to Mohammed.

Don't be that guy.