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Wednesday Feb 01, 2006

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So, lessee, today I:

Dodged flying sheet metal on the freeway.
Watched a one-handed roofer ply his trade.
Didn't win the lottery.
Ate pizza twice.
Discovered that my shower head apparently costs $500 (thats just the head, mind you) and wastes 12 gallons of water a minute.
Shopped for a new shower head.
Pondered the viability of the secondhand shower head market.
Discovered that while I should wear a 36" bra band it makes my boobs look weird, so I've settled on 34".



You?
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stiles:
cursed british engineers
discovered my sparkplugs are made of unobtanium
pondered the necessity of removing the freakin' cams from my engine to adjust the vavles
found aftermarket replacements @ 1/5 the price for the OE fuel filter, air filter, oil filter, oil, etc etc.
cursed british engineers again for good measure


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1 word re: your old showerhead:

Ebay!
Feb 2, 2006
brainfromarous:
Today I...

...spent the morning cleaning my Yugoslavian AK-47 knockoff (semi-auto, of course)

... was interrupted by my neighbor coming by to ask if our cable TV was working and who, upon seeing the rifle, asked me why I owned such a thing

... answered "When the time comes, Allah will tell me"

... saw him get a funny look on his face and leave rather abruptly

... wonder if I shouldn't have said that, given that the neighbor's son is a Suffolk County police detective.
Feb 3, 2006

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