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What is New Orleans?

New Orleans is
Vaughn's on a
Saturday night.

Where the band starts its set in the street, outside the club
Five minutes before curfew.

Where 60-something black women drop it like its hot,
With white guys not old enough to drink.
At 3:00 in the morning.

Dear Mom,

Having a wonderful time in New Orleans. Please send money and guns.

Your son,

Jimmy

stiles:
Um, OK. Anything in particular I should be privy to for new years' or thereabouts?
Dec 3, 2005
obd:
you still have a curfew?
Dec 4, 2005

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