repo_man

So my son is 15 months old now, and I'm beginning to think he thinks I'm the guy he's supposed to fight every day. I come in from work and he immediately starts screaming at me, his arms start flailing and he clumsily stumbles towards me, (he just started walking).

I, of course, growl at him as intimidatingly as I can, throw off my jacket and charge him like an enraged rhino. I pick him up and start jostling and wrestling him as he beats me with his tiny fists and bites me with all of his 5 baby teeth.

The match usually ends with him on top of me, slapping me in the back of the head, and howling...


Here is the look on his face as he attacks me...scary...