Saturday Feb 26, 2005

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Went out with my roommate and his friend Nick last night. Ben had apparently told nick about my legendary dry spell.

Quote of the night:
NICK: "So, when was the last time you had sex?
ME: "December, 1999."
NICK: "Shit, man. My son was born in 1999... he reads now...

I can now claim that I haven't had sex in an entire span of literacy.
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suicidemarine:
well officially I can be thrown in the brig for saying anything bad about the Commander in chief. Unofficially, I think he and most of the people in his admin, are complete idiots that are trigger happy and if they had their way we would be occupying every single country that looked at us wrong, But thats all off the record cause like I said I'm not allowed to say anything bad about out almighty leader

*coughs fuckstick coughs*
suicidemarine:
exactly.. i'm glad you unerstand.. biggrin

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