rephrased

Brought my car in to the shop today. I've been needing new tires for a while, and my brakes started grinding this week. Anyway, the mechanic there was this cute woman, probably early 20's with short, black-dyed hair and a couple of cartilage piercings. There's something sexy about a girl in blue coveralls who carries a tire gague in her pocket. And maybe it's just my imagination, but I think she was flirting with me.

Wait a minute... am I fantasizing about my mechanic? Jesus Christ, I need to get laid.