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Thursday Jul 14, 2005

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Uh yeah.. new journal entry...
My life is pretty boring, so I'm going to make some stuff up:
Yesterday I had a secret conference with the CIA where they wanted me to be a secret agent/ninja. Of course I agreed, because I only use my ninja assassin powers for good. Little did I know that they wanted me to fight ZOMBIES!!! Luckily, my ninja specialization from ninja school is in zombie-fighting. So I was well-prepared for my mission. I was sent to a secret island in the Bahamas for a supposedly life-regenerating virus had gone terribly wrong. Most of my fellow ninjas perished at the hands of the zombie menace, but in a climatic moment involving a MacGyver-style move involving a nickel, some gum, and the rays of the sun at precisely 3:17 pm, I preveiled!
Then I went home and watched Dragon Ball Z and ate some popcorn.
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rainwolfkin:
yeah, it was definately my most painful one. i actually cried during it. blush

although the one on my arm isn't finished, the inside part is turning out to be much more painful than i expected.

so you like donnie darko too? i had nightmares about bunnies for weeks. i'm silly like that though. it was a good flick too.
Jul 14, 2005
anbuvampyre:
LOL

greetings from italy
Jul 16, 2005

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