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I'm sorry to disappoint you. But it's true.

I'm a Stepford Wife.

Or this is all a fucked up dream.

Or maybe I fucked a Stepford Wife. In a dream.

That still doesn't explain the squirrel.

I've been living off of Sun Chips and Water. At least for the past hour. My 6-pack has become a keg and I am very unhappy about this. It's...
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I forgot what I was going to post about.

Oh and Vampire: Bloodlines kicks ass.

I also like the fact that Al Jourgenson, Daniel Ash, and Genitorturers have songs in it along with a lot of other pretty decent bands.

The other day I came up with another story. It's just a short story but now that leaves me with four that I have started...
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jennrose:
yeah, i've heard good things about vampire: bloodlines. i'm kinda interested in getting it and playing it. though the powers some of the villains have don't always seem to make sense considering what clan they are... but *shrugs* it is a video game and i'm just being a nerd and thinking about it too much if i point that out lol.

good luck with your short stories smile i really need to sit down and edit some of my own... i'm such a procrastinator, though.
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It's often painful to be aware that friends are hurting.

While that may seem like an odd thought to have at this very moment and may not seem like it should be the case in the instance to which I refer. I wouldn't have clicked 'yes' if I hadn't meant it. tongue

Best wishes.
-L
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It was all going according to plan until the penguins arrived with their tazers.
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"I present our case for admitting Mr. Duffy. Here we see that he insists upon writing about himself in First Person Narrative."

"Really? How is that done?"

"That is the problem. It CAN'T be done!"

"Oh yes it can!"

"Shut up you!"

I watched in amazement as Mr. Duffy managed to wriggle his way out of the tightly-buckled straight jacket, pick his nose, and then...
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One of the perils of writing.

...Is finding out that something which you've just spent weeks (or sometimes months) working on, is almost exactly like something else. In this case a TV series. One which I hadn't seen until the DVD's arrived from Netflix today. Even a lot of the scenes were the same. The sets had areas which were amazingly similar to what I'd...
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jennrose:
wow, and since you didn't even see the tv series first, you can't even just claim to have just stolen the idea. damn.

don't throw it all away, that'd be a waste. if you feel you must, then sure, change some of it, but definitely don't toss it.
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Strawpaper fetishists rejoice!

My cat is amongst your ranks!

I think that given a little work, I can hand an unwrapped straw to Lucy and say, "Here. Open this for me will you?" and it will be done.

She started unwrapping one a few days ago after fishing it out of a bag. Normally on days when I eat on the run, I roll the...
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Screaming quietly to not attract unwanted attention.

That is all for today.
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That was an improvisational spur of the moment thing by the way. The Feb 1st story I mean. Written in about 25-30 minutes, unproofed, unedited. I started with the first line and no idea where it would be going and went from there. Just so you know and in case anyone cares.

Looking back, it's not as bad as I'd thought it was. smile