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Monday Feb 07, 2005

Feb 7, 2005
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Strawpaper fetishists rejoice!

My cat is amongst your ranks!

I think that given a little work, I can hand an unwrapped straw to Lucy and say, "Here. Open this for me will you?" and it will be done.

She started unwrapping one a few days ago after fishing it out of a bag. Normally on days when I eat on the run, I roll the strawpaper into a little ball and throw it for her to chase. Now, if she sees me come home with a small paper bag, she cries at my feet until she gets her strawpaper.

Today she knows that I stopped for a burger on my way home from the bank. Which means that she is currently sitting outside my room, waiting for me to give her the strawpaper.

A spokescat of the National Foundation of Kitty Entertainment and Territorial Affairs states that "Conventional toys are unacceptable. Give us strawpaper. Otherwise we'll pee in your shoes."

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