Ohhh my goddddd I hate being all awake at almost 5AM. I blame this 6 hour Family Guy marathon. Even tho it started over after 3 hours. That is quite alright with me though. Cuz I loves me some Family Guy! am i rite?
Mother fuck fuck my apostrophe is whacky, when I hit it it pulls up a quick find thing in the bottom...
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Ahhh so it's July. I don't know if it's supposed to start cooling down anytime soon or what. I'm ready. Bleh, I freakin' hate the heat and always have. Growing up in Texas I never got used to it. At least it doesn't get up to like 110* here. I want it to be cold and hoodie weather!! I don't like fucking freezing cold but...
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gimix:
LOLZ! Glad to hear things are going good for ya hun... as for the grass... maybe its the grass down under you cut =D but who knows... perhaps it will forever be a mystery but since you like the smell.... its a good sighn... just make sure you put it back in the selaphane bag 
-=b
-=b
escottie:
on a different subject, there are no soy titties.
New electronics always make me happy. I *finally* got a new phone. My RAZR started crapping out basically a year and a few weeks after I got it. After the warranty of course. Don't all electronics crap out the week after the warranty is out? It had all these weird problems, then they'd go away and new problems would arise. I got an old phone...
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davinci:
hi.
And my soy sauce is for you, I can't put it in your shoe.
Wow I'm really fucking tired. Don't know why either. My mom and I went to go see the new Pirates movie. Finally! Gah, it took 3 tries to successfully see it! In Seattle I went and the projector bulb sploded, then when Kenny and I went to go see it the...
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Wow I'm really fucking tired. Don't know why either. My mom and I went to go see the new Pirates movie. Finally! Gah, it took 3 tries to successfully see it! In Seattle I went and the projector bulb sploded, then when Kenny and I went to go see it the...
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beaky:
Good thing I read your blog before requesting your friendship
darwell:
i know that feeling...you just gotta keep ya head up; impossible as it may seem sometimes!
hahahaha my mom said Billy (the dog) threw up today. I asked what he threw up and she said apricot pits. hahaha. He's been eating apricots off the ground from the backyard. That's sooo funny. She said he puked up at least 7 of them under her desk. I'm glad my animal is easy to clean up after. She's too adorable, I love her bunches....
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happycherries:
I bet you look sexy in a hairnet! 
norritt:
hamsters are way cool
speshelly hamtaro
speshelly hamtaro
Fucking gay sauce. Kenny is just plain bat shit insane. Hey that rhymed. Yay. I don't think we were meant to be friends. I don't think he's meant to have or keep friends. He's too manipulative and just fucking crazy. He called me this morning saying he needed help cuz he had to come to Albuquerque (needed me to pick him up) and do all...
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fabulousrex:
Ya, I agree with Kam. If you really need some time out with people, I'm sure it can be arranged. Not all of us here are like that, or even close to that. I hated it when I first got here, but ABQ has grown on me over the last few years, like a Mold... 
Just say the word, and I'm sure you can rustle some of us up for some stress-relief!
Just say the word, and I'm sure you can rustle some of us up for some stress-relief!
applejax:
Bat shit insane....it's been awhile since I've heard that one!
Hot pink sheets sound fanspanktastic. Sorry that some boys are so dumb
Hot pink sheets sound fanspanktastic. Sorry that some boys are so dumb
yay I love the mooninites. hahahah. ok. im not gonna capitolize anything in this post cuz i'm on my new laptop and whenever i press shift sometimes i press the caps lock and it's just annoying. i <3 it tho. for reals. it's kickin' rad. i love the webcam built into it's forehead.
soooooooo Ok I can't not type without capitolizing stuff. Kenny called me...
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soooooooo Ok I can't not type without capitolizing stuff. Kenny called me...
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lemuria:
i love that berries and cream dude too! he makes me laugh so hard. does your laptop have that warping pictures thing? my friend has that and you end up taking really insane pictures. its awesome! that sucks dude cant get mail. oh, and hooray for fun new stuff!
does your laptop have that warping pictures thing? my friend has that and you end up taking really insane pictures. its awesome! that sucks dude cant get mail. oh, and hooray for fun new stuff! 
andrew77uk:
If you have a pc, go to windows explorer, or my computer and double click on the cam icon and then you can take photos from there
on a mac use photo booth. You can also use print screen and that can capture your cam on yahoo and paste in the images into paint or you photo editiing software and hey presto you got your image, what pooter did you get?
on a mac use photo booth. You can also use print screen and that can capture your cam on yahoo and paste in the images into paint or you photo editiing software and hey presto you got your image, what pooter did you get?First of all, Del Taco was NOT a good idea. I feel all full and gross and blah. Probably just cuz I ate too much. I was just excited that they have fries. I've gone to Taco Bell before then to McDonalds just to put fries on my tacos or whatever. I also put fries on my burgers. yay fries.
Second of all, Happy Fathers...
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Second of all, Happy Fathers...
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necros:
i just read your post in sexaholics. I totally understand what you're dealling with. I too am a HUGE fan of fucking. And its hard to commit.
I guess just ask yourself if its worth it
I guess just ask yourself if its worth it
kamuela:
It's always good to have talks especially with someone that does care and you know it. Things can only get better for you guys now.
So today was cool. Woke up and didn't have to see my cunt of a mom! YAY! I went to meet Britney at the smoothie place and vented about bullshit. Then we went to go see Vacancy. It wasn't as bad as the dude at the theater made it out to be. I was actually pretty amused and entertained. We went back to her place...
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cincity:
Sure hope your friends stops being pissy pants with you....tell "cunt mom" to piss off in your best English accent..haha! Good luck with the AA meeting...they personally scare the shit out of me! Its like a creepy bunch of bible thugging drunks that wanna hug ya! But if it works hey good on ya...my parents have been in for over 20 years! But not for me...I'll stay being a "functional alcoholic" Good luck
" Good luck
maleficentmoi:
Thanks for the card, you sweet twat. I mean, heart. Seattle des indeed kick ass. It's funny, my wife lived in Albuquerque or whatever the fuck it's called for a year and she hated it, too. Her dream area to live in? You guessed it, Seattle. Funny, no? And, by 'no,' I mean 'yes.'
I keep missing him more and more because he made my mom not such a cunt. They got along really well and he liked her and talked to her a lot. I don't like talking to her, she always annoys and embarrasses me. Probably cuz she's my mom and that's what moms do. So now she's being all emo and annoying and depressed freaking out...
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kamuela:
You're only an Alchoholic if you go to AA meetings, LOL. at least thats my philosophy
fabulousrex:
Phew, that's a hell of a rant. I do have to say that AA is bullshit, though. It's a Christian/Mormon-run group that will cram Jesus down your throat so fast you'll gag.
I've had my life turn upside down before, so here's hoping yours rights itself soon...
I've had my life turn upside down before, so here's hoping yours rights itself soon...
i found an great source of family guy episodes online (athf, too!). thought i'd share.
video.glath.com