reneemarie

I like Eiffel 65 and Jager Bombs at home. It costs me like a first time down payment of roughly $30 and can go on for hours. No tips. Just me text messaging emo retarded messages and dancing and being awesome in my office.

Yeah alcohol = evil. Duh. Don't tell me shit I already know. I wanna sing. I'm gonna walk to this bowling alley down the street that has a bar with karaoke but the past times we've went we've been ignored by the plus sized bitches that run the joint God damn fat bitches. Now calm down I'm fat but I'm not a fat bitch unless I wanna be.

Ummmmmmmmmm haha ok 1 more Jager Bomb before I go