So my crazy weekend has caught up to haunt me. The past few nights I haven't been able to sleep more than a few hours because my entire body feels like one horrible bruise. So I can't get comfortable, I lay on my side and it hurts like hell so I turn over, hurts like hell... ect. Then my throat starts hurting yesterday and today it's so much worse. I've had a fever and my tonsils are trying to murder me pretty much. So I went to the doctor, for fuckin 2 hours. Of course it's some kind of virus so it can't be treated with antibiotics. I got to do the fun strep test where they ram a long q-tip down your throat. 
I hate that shit. So I figure I probably won't go around licking hot sexy male strippers anymore lol. Ya know I don't regret it tho. That was one hell of a fun and memorable night, I'm just totally paying for it now. At least I was able to nap for a long time when I got home from the doc and my fever seems to subsided.
I met me a really cute and hot 18 year old yesterday.
Yes, yes I can be quite the cradle robber. 
He's super awesome tho. One of those people I can talk to for hours and hours. I told him all about the crazy stripper night and he said he wants to be a male stripper. I said he'd need to get a super tan and shave his whole body and all that lol. Ehhhh I want a boyfriend again. It's been a long time and yeah I'm awesome with the fellas but no one wants a relationship. Hurrrrrrrr. Who knows. At least I'm getting out and being more social and meeting people tho. I like Sam. And he's not old and jaded yet haha.
lol I watched Saved by the Bell "Hawaiian Style" (doesn't that sound like the pizza with canadian bacon and pineapple???) for like 3 hours this morning after I woke up at fuckin 5AM and couldn't for the life of me go back to sleep. Man, all of them were big sluts. I always had a huge crush on Zach Morris
And Slaters mullet was good for laughs as well.
I missed The Next Food Network Star last night
I'm sure it'll be played again sometime this week. And I'll basically be living again fighting off this asshole virus. I wish I was a zombie.
Oh yeah, ok so I was watching Transformers, the cartoon, this morning. It's a new one. I couldn't watch it because it didn't make fucking sense! They were getting these shots for something and this girl Autobot had a damn Aussie accent and was like "Oh blokes this reminds me of getting a flu shot!" WTF?! WHY DO ROBOTS NEED FLU SHOTS?!?! AND WHY WERE THEY ALL LIKE "OHH NO THAT HURTS?" Since when did robots start feeling pain? Ugh, whatever.
Damn, my mom is listening to old people music. That means I have to get up and close my door. What a task. Ah I need to make some hot tea.
lol this post is so lame. My last one was hot and sexy action packed now I'm like a little loser old lady that watches stupid TV in bed and makes tea. Ah well, it's how my life is.
Hope everyone has a better week than mine is starting out to be. And um I don't recommend going around licking people. No matter how god damn sexy they are lol. I don't know who to blame for this.... let's say uhhh yeah me! *shakes fist at crazy self*
xoxo
<333
I hate that shit. So I figure I probably won't go around licking hot sexy male strippers anymore lol. Ya know I don't regret it tho. That was one hell of a fun and memorable night, I'm just totally paying for it now. At least I was able to nap for a long time when I got home from the doc and my fever seems to subsided. I met me a really cute and hot 18 year old yesterday.
Yes, yes I can be quite the cradle robber. He's super awesome tho. One of those people I can talk to for hours and hours. I told him all about the crazy stripper night and he said he wants to be a male stripper. I said he'd need to get a super tan and shave his whole body and all that lol. Ehhhh I want a boyfriend again. It's been a long time and yeah I'm awesome with the fellas but no one wants a relationship. Hurrrrrrrr. Who knows. At least I'm getting out and being more social and meeting people tho. I like Sam. And he's not old and jaded yet haha. lol I watched Saved by the Bell "Hawaiian Style" (doesn't that sound like the pizza with canadian bacon and pineapple???) for like 3 hours this morning after I woke up at fuckin 5AM and couldn't for the life of me go back to sleep. Man, all of them were big sluts. I always had a huge crush on Zach Morris
And Slaters mullet was good for laughs as well. I missed The Next Food Network Star last night
I'm sure it'll be played again sometime this week. And I'll basically be living again fighting off this asshole virus. I wish I was a zombie. Oh yeah, ok so I was watching Transformers, the cartoon, this morning. It's a new one. I couldn't watch it because it didn't make fucking sense! They were getting these shots for something and this girl Autobot had a damn Aussie accent and was like "Oh blokes this reminds me of getting a flu shot!" WTF?! WHY DO ROBOTS NEED FLU SHOTS?!?! AND WHY WERE THEY ALL LIKE "OHH NO THAT HURTS?" Since when did robots start feeling pain? Ugh, whatever.
Damn, my mom is listening to old people music. That means I have to get up and close my door. What a task. Ah I need to make some hot tea.
lol this post is so lame. My last one was hot and sexy action packed now I'm like a little loser old lady that watches stupid TV in bed and makes tea. Ah well, it's how my life is.
Hope everyone has a better week than mine is starting out to be. And um I don't recommend going around licking people. No matter how god damn sexy they are lol. I don't know who to blame for this.... let's say uhhh yeah me! *shakes fist at crazy self*
xoxo
<333
Never lick something if you don't know where it's been.