reneemarie

Pineapples are dangerous! So are kershaw shun Japanese knives. That knife rocks tho. But I sliced myself twice trying to cut up this damn pineapple I bought at work. I'd never cut up a pineapple before. Always thought it would be too much effort. But they are so god damn delicious. Worth all the bloodshed (seriously, I bled A LOT) and now my mouth hurts cuz they are so acidic. But I don't care. YUM!!!!!

So I started drinking as soon as I got home from work yesterday. Matt didn't go to work. Tisk tisk. Shame on him. I called him and basically begged him to let me come over. He said he was just playing video games with his buddy and I was like I WANT TO SIT AND WATCH YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES PLEASE. I need to stop being so pathetic and not like myself because of this boy. So I went over and we watched some god awful movie called Freakshow I think. It was really, really terrible. We could have watched the last 5 minutes and that would have been fine. Bleh. I kept licking and biting and kissing his arm. I don't know why. He was like "WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?!" I kept saying he smelled soooo good. He is either completely clueless or hates me. No, whenever I say/ask that he hates me it makes him sad. WTF I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AHHHHHH!!! Eh whatever. Only 1 time before was I like this with a guy and I wanted him even more because I couldn't have him. We actually hung out and cuddled and messed around and all that tho. Aw I miss Monkey I'm glad Matt is my friend he is just confusing. I wish he would be straight up and say LOOK I DONT LIKE YOU LIKE THAT SO STOP TRYING.

Oh yeah Happy Easter and stuff. I'm gonna get dressed and drink some water before my tongue digests itself.