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i was at the 7-11 and realized i had a lotto ticket in my pocket that i hadn't checked so i scanned it in the machine and it said i won and see the cashier and i did and guess what.........
..........i won.......another lotto ticket. a-holes.
i be in the Eugene this weekend....wheeeee!
..........i won.......another lotto ticket. a-holes.
i be in the Eugene this weekend....wheeeee!
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elleseven:
I like the new picture of you and the yodster.
surlyclown:
Yes, I previously had the coked-up accountant, but fortunately the new one is good and decidedly not coked up. And he got me a refund. 
i'm at a coffee shop and just had banter with the waitress.
whenever i have successful banter i get really proud of myself afterwords......and then i think i might not be a complete social idiot .......and then i think that if i weren't such an idiot then i wouldn't be so goddamned giddy with myself just for having a normal conversation with another human being....
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whenever i have successful banter i get really proud of myself afterwords......and then i think i might not be a complete social idiot .......and then i think that if i weren't such an idiot then i wouldn't be so goddamned giddy with myself just for having a normal conversation with another human being....
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elleseven:
I know exactly how you feel, although I cannot imagine you having a difficult time bantering. You have always bantered well in my presence. Hmmm... ya think ya know someone and then BAM!
what coffee shop were you at?
When are your days off. I want to play guitar hero!
what coffee shop were you at?
When are your days off. I want to play guitar hero!
leningradcowboy:
That was one of the funniest things I've ever read. You rule.
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gregweed:
Last night was rad. Let's do it again sometime.
atomicant:
we totally passed you walking on mlk last night... i was too slow, or i would have honked.
"Bad day. Started out bad. Stayed that way."
that's more of a nerd quote than an assessment of my current situation. as a matter of fact, if i had to pick a movie quote to sum up now, it'd be:
"I have no response to that."
I've got a bad case of the blahs. I'm waiting for something to impress me.....or make me really angry....or...
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that's more of a nerd quote than an assessment of my current situation. as a matter of fact, if i had to pick a movie quote to sum up now, it'd be:
"I have no response to that."
I've got a bad case of the blahs. I'm waiting for something to impress me.....or make me really angry....or...
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kittypiefacehead:
Yeah, my brother is a good dork. He taught me pretty well. ~__^
And thanks, now I wish my toys were 8 feet tall too!
What kind of tiny tattoo is this going to be?
Sorry I don't have a magic "blah-be-gone" potion. If you find one, let me know so I can bottle it up and use it when my own blahs return with a vengance.
And thanks, now I wish my toys were 8 feet tall too!
What kind of tiny tattoo is this going to be?
Sorry I don't have a magic "blah-be-gone" potion. If you find one, let me know so I can bottle it up and use it when my own blahs return with a vengance.
dr_ew:
I use that line all the time (quote two not one) my mom likes to call people fliberdy jibits.
The wife* and dog have been gone for about four days now and i've learned three key truths about myself:
1. I don't like coming home to an empty hosue.
2. Guitar Hero II is much more fun with my trusted bass and rhythm guitarist.
3. I have the most bitchin' dog in the world (no matter how much i miss Earl).
conversely, it is...
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1. I don't like coming home to an empty hosue.
2. Guitar Hero II is much more fun with my trusted bass and rhythm guitarist.
3. I have the most bitchin' dog in the world (no matter how much i miss Earl).
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mallory:
your dog is cute!
is he a hairless hairless?
mine is a hairy hairless.. i have to shave her once a week..
in fact i had to do that last night.
how old is yoda?
is he a hairless hairless?
mine is a hairy hairless.. i have to shave her once a week..
in fact i had to do that last night.
how old is yoda?
elleseven:
at least you hooked up with a sessy mama!
i will be your bassist while they are gone! off tomorrow, *wink wink*
i will be your bassist while they are gone! off tomorrow, *wink wink*
Danika has been telling me it's time to go to Psychic School, or whateverthefuck it's called.
It'd be really odd if such a nonbeliever was given any such kind of .......gift, i guess? I get these weird flashes of things that end up happening and dreams that end up coming true. I have no control over it, they just pop in my head.
Scientifically speaking,...
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It'd be really odd if such a nonbeliever was given any such kind of .......gift, i guess? I get these weird flashes of things that end up happening and dreams that end up coming true. I have no control over it, they just pop in my head.
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dr_ew:
I had a dream where my friend agreed to have a threesome with another of my friends and his fat lazy wife. I still give hinm shit for it even thought it was my dream.
PS If you dream of me winning the lotto I'll split it with you.
PS If you dream of me winning the lotto I'll split it with you.
in honor of the year of Bond, my ten favorite Bond Songs:
10. A View To a Kill - Duran Duran
9. Die Another Day - Madonna (w/ Mirwais)
8. Live and Let Die - Paul Mcartney & Wings
7. Moonraker - Shirley Bassey
6. You Only Live Twice - Nancy Sinatra
5. Goldfinger - Shirley Bassey
4. The World Is Not Enough - Garbage...
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10. A View To a Kill - Duran Duran
9. Die Another Day - Madonna (w/ Mirwais)
8. Live and Let Die - Paul Mcartney & Wings
7. Moonraker - Shirley Bassey
6. You Only Live Twice - Nancy Sinatra
5. Goldfinger - Shirley Bassey
4. The World Is Not Enough - Garbage...
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surlyclown:
No Octopussy?
And thanks for the supportive LASIK words. Much needed and appreciated.
And thanks for the supportive LASIK words. Much needed and appreciated.
dr_ew:
A manly man with just a twist of French?
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vivid:
Thanks for the lovely comment on my set!
xoxo
xoxo
elleseven:
rockin pic.
i cant believe you got a guitar hero! fucker.
i gather you went to the eugene for holiday. i went to pendleton and it was ass.
guitar hero! can i come and play? please!?
i cant believe you got a guitar hero! fucker.
i gather you went to the eugene for holiday. i went to pendleton and it was ass.
guitar hero! can i come and play? please!?
embarassing holiday pictue coming soon.
hint: the dog is dressed like an elf.
hint: the dog is dressed like an elf.
elleseven:
and its adorafuckingbull.
everyone thinks you're gay.
-David Sedaris