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Recently I had a good friend tell me, "I figured out who you are: You're Frank Grimes*, except with a sense of humor."
It sort of reminded me how years ago, inevitably amid one of my stupid rants on trivial shit, and on several separate occasions, i had friends say, "Um....have you heard of a show called Curb Your Enthusiasm? I think you'd really like...
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It sort of reminded me how years ago, inevitably amid one of my stupid rants on trivial shit, and on several separate occasions, i had friends say, "Um....have you heard of a show called Curb Your Enthusiasm? I think you'd really like...
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zamn:
Hahhaha you are Frank Grimes! In a way anyway... Oh and
1) thank you for your concern for my taste in sunwear (dammit they are cool)
2) I ALMOST posted the Underdog poster and trailer a month or two back because I was seriously rolling when I thought about who the hell would put this into production
3) hope you went into Transformers with an open mind! There is more dialog then that guy thought but Opt DOES have lips (though they do a couple throwbacks and his lips get covered by his mouth shield at times during battles. I enjoyed it for the efforts it did make (oh and that JJ Abrams thing caught my atttention before the film).
Damn you and your fever record! Actually am glad I got no where near that! talk soon bro.
1) thank you for your concern for my taste in sunwear (dammit they are cool)
2) I ALMOST posted the Underdog poster and trailer a month or two back because I was seriously rolling when I thought about who the hell would put this into production
3) hope you went into Transformers with an open mind! There is more dialog then that guy thought but Opt DOES have lips (though they do a couple throwbacks and his lips get covered by his mouth shield at times during battles. I enjoyed it for the efforts it did make (oh and that JJ Abrams thing caught my atttention before the film).
Damn you and your fever record! Actually am glad I got no where near that! talk soon bro.
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zamn:
Dude! That ring is fucking great lol... I should sooo make one of those! Oh and it was awesome like always to see you out with the group bro! And of course it was great meeting the girl as well!
silencia:
Haha. TBN cracks me up whenever I catch it on tv... Well, I just more stare at the tv and look like I'm stoned (even though I'm completely sober 
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) Today was the Lady's Arm Wrestling tourney at B-Side....it were fun.
Every day, for three days now, i've seen squirrels running round a bunch of different places....they make me miss Earl and sometimes dwell on the short life expectancy of the poor bastards (particularly the fact that they can live past six years in captivity vs. not quite three in the wild), but then i...
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Every day, for three days now, i've seen squirrels running round a bunch of different places....they make me miss Earl and sometimes dwell on the short life expectancy of the poor bastards (particularly the fact that they can live past six years in captivity vs. not quite three in the wild), but then i...
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my sister discovered that somebody had switched out the tires on her car for some horribly worn and, in one case, horribly mis-sized tires.....she's eight and a half months pregnant.....if i find out who did it, and we may know who, i'm going to put a motherfucking brick through their motherfucking window.....also....i may start a fight.
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silencia:
I can burp "albert einstein" ...
silencia:
Okay... probably not... but it'd be awesome if I could.
so....i quit my job and i'm back to doing comedy......it's been bittersweet. i really like being funny and clever and, let's be honest, quite good looking on stage, but i don't really care for the social aspect of it.
most of the time it's, "let's hang out, let's get drunk and/or stoned and let's talk about how great and clever we all are, those of...
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most of the time it's, "let's hang out, let's get drunk and/or stoned and let's talk about how great and clever we all are, those of...
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elleseven:
eighty-five cents, plus the girl.
i drive a hard bargain.
i drive a hard bargain.
miloryan:
I'm such an ass because this kid in one of my last art classes is a comic and I just wanted to not think he was funny. Interesting, I even confused myself on why I felt this way. Maybe he just really did kinda suck and he was so damn loud in class every day. Yeah, that's what it was.
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surlyclown:
Pre-Thanks!
elleseven:
thanks, i am having fun. we got here a bit late, but i swear i will post pictures of the touristy things i encounter. there are already some good ones on da beach with me and a flask, and me on a rock being surrounded by water flexing my many muscles. i can't wait for tomorrow when we see the baby bear!
we may ride horses, and if we do then we will stay another night closer to portland. i am on vacation at this point, and its over at one o'clock on thursday
we may ride horses, and if we do then we will stay another night closer to portland. i am on vacation at this point, and its over at one o'clock on thursday
one of my favorite friends that moved away to Japan is coming back for the first time in almost 2 years.....yay!
there is a certain ass muscle i have strained from bowling (real bowling, not Wii bowling).
had to go to class to get my OLCC server's permit.
took Yoda on a huge walkabout.
cut off all my hair.
there is a certain ass muscle i have strained from bowling (real bowling, not Wii bowling).
had to go to class to get my OLCC server's permit.
took Yoda on a huge walkabout.
cut off all my hair.
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kittypiefacehead:
Thank you! ^___^
I read that as "sprained" ass muscle. Ha.
I read that as "sprained" ass muscle. Ha.
silencia:
What's with little kids being cool on such an extrememly creepy level?
Thanks for digging the triceratops shirt. What makes it even better is that when I stand in a dark room, its skeletal system glows. We should rock our random shirts during the next PDX SG outing
Thanks for digging the triceratops shirt. What makes it even better is that when I stand in a dark room, its skeletal system glows. We should rock our random shirts during the next PDX SG outing
Guess who's unemployed?
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elleseven:
I'm homeless too!
man do we all have stuff in common...
man do we all have stuff in common...
silencia:
Dude, it was awesome meeting you last night. I had a blast. I'll keep you in mind if ever I need to find out about the stuff you mentioned 
Yay! They said my name on Good Night Burbank! I'm an internet celeb now.
Also i got the cute lil' Venom toy from Burger King.....even though i hated the movie....and the food, blech....and now they put their toys in these silver not see through bags so you can't request a specific one, which as a consumer really irritates me, but as a former Burger King...
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Also i got the cute lil' Venom toy from Burger King.....even though i hated the movie....and the food, blech....and now they put their toys in these silver not see through bags so you can't request a specific one, which as a consumer really irritates me, but as a former Burger King...
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atomicant:
don't even think about crossing 20th ave, beeyotch!
*edited to say: ok, i see it now.
also, i didn't want guilt, just luck and wishes for little to no guilt trips, which did not happen. nothing a little wii can't fix!