Conversation with Best Buy lady after purchasing Space Invaders Extreme (upon her noticing that I live in area code 541, but have a 503 phone number)
Lady: You move here from Washington?
Me: Nope, Portland.
Lady: Why you do that? Portland so much better.
Me: Yup, but i had to move here for a job.
Lady: But Portland have better food, people...
Me: Yup.
Lady:...
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Lady: You move here from Washington?
Me: Nope, Portland.
Lady: Why you do that? Portland so much better.
Me: Yup, but i had to move here for a job.
Lady: But Portland have better food, people...
Me: Yup.
Lady:...
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Do you pronounce banal as?
a) rhymes with anal
or
b) ends with all
a) rhymes with anal
or
b) ends with all
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hotcurry:
b of course! 
Gotta perform at a "Doing-Somebody-A-Favor" show Saturday night.
blech. performing with bad comics sucks the life outta me.
however Tuesday is a show with a bunch of friends i mostly respect. should be rock n' roll.
blech. performing with bad comics sucks the life outta me.
however Tuesday is a show with a bunch of friends i mostly respect. should be rock n' roll.
silencia:
Thank you How have you been, holmes?
How have you been, holmes?Today.... we celebrate.... OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!
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hotcurry:
I am so excited to see that. The boyfriend and I should be going this weekend.
silencia:
Haha. I think that was Ryan's goal.
Finally!
A girl showed me her boobs after one of my shows. My career goal of Have Groupies marches on.
A girl showed me her boobs after one of my shows. My career goal of Have Groupies marches on.
silencia:
Video games, feh!
Hurrah for boobies though!
Hurrah for boobies though!
You know what makes for awesome workplace conversation? Politics.
Particularly when you're wearing a "Stop the Invasion" hat (complete with illustration of the US/Mexican border) and I'm the son of a formerly illegal immigrant (now a citizen).
Yes, let's get to know each other. I don't see how this could possibly ruin our otherwise harmonious workplace relationship.
Particularly when you're wearing a "Stop the Invasion" hat (complete with illustration of the US/Mexican border) and I'm the son of a formerly illegal immigrant (now a citizen).
Yes, let's get to know each other. I don't see how this could possibly ruin our otherwise harmonious workplace relationship.
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silencia:
Thanks for commenting on the set. How have you been? How's life outside of Portland? Lame? I know 
muffin:
oh!thnak you for your comment man!!
i never feel like i have any reason to post... and yet:
my mom almost had a stroke
my best friend's car got stolen
i might get fired from my job real soon (they like to call it "laid off")
i've had some real kick-ass shows recently
i've been rockin' the Mario Kart Wii
Secret Invasion has been happening
K was in Portland all last...
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my mom almost had a stroke
my best friend's car got stolen
i might get fired from my job real soon (they like to call it "laid off")
i've had some real kick-ass shows recently
i've been rockin' the Mario Kart Wii
Secret Invasion has been happening
K was in Portland all last...
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cheyenne:
hee hee.. i do!! have i mentioned lately that I love yer doggie???
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dr_ew:
Why, you do think I have good taste in pants?
elleseven:
you certainly are a strange one sir randy.
my dad loves duelling banjos.
my dad loves duelling banjos.
elleseven:
Pendleton does not have fast internet. It is driving me crazy.
Thanks for the birthday studmuffin!
I will be in town this friday... and you?
Thanks for the birthday studmuffin!
I will be in town this friday... and you?
ATTENTION HOT LOCAL GIRLS:
Hey. Are you sick and tired of working every day with no excuse to take a day off? Are you sick and tired of not having a legitimate reason to buy cough syrup (meth production aside)? Are you sick and tired of not being sick and tired?
Well, have i got an offer for you.
Come on down to Rendo's Place...
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Hey. Are you sick and tired of working every day with no excuse to take a day off? Are you sick and tired of not having a legitimate reason to buy cough syrup (meth production aside)? Are you sick and tired of not being sick and tired?
Well, have i got an offer for you.
Come on down to Rendo's Place...
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silencia:
Ha! Dude, I would totally be all over that "god is great!" shirt like a fat kid is to a cupcake. Random shirts like that make me giggle. Giggling is fun.
I hope you feel better soon! Being sick blows... but maybe making out with hot local girls will make it slightly more bearable? Meh. Tell me how that works out for you.
I hope you feel better soon! Being sick blows... but maybe making out with hot local girls will make it slightly more bearable? Meh. Tell me how that works out for you.
elleseven:
Poor!
I was hoping you could come to Portland!
Y donde esta la chica? eh?
I am still too poor to buy a wii.
I was hoping you could come to Portland!
Y donde esta la chica? eh?
I am still too poor to buy a wii.
Hows life, K, and the puppy upper?