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The Specials "Pressure Drop"

Sometimes you feel alone,
and the things that you're doing,
people tell you that it is wrong.
Life gets rough, life gets tough,
so tell me what you gonna do about it?

The pressure has got me down, but it doesn't mean my will to kick some ass has been defeated yet, motherfuckers!

feeling apathetic, depressed, annoyed, complacent, pent up, cabin feverish, grrrrrrr, wasteful, etc, sad, blah, blah, blah...

other than that, peachy fucking keen

AAARRRGHH!

no more hurt kitties! i've had to deal with two badly injured cats: one died, one's hobbly.

i hate crying kitties, it's the worst sound in the world. and kittie blood makes me sad.

Hi, my name is Randy and i was interested in the position you listed. I'm a very dependable and strong worker who rarely lets his drinking affect his performance. I have amazing customer service skills, which is ironic since i hate customers. I'm pretty easy to get along with, unless you are a bad worker, in which case i will do everything in my power...
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So i'm back in oregon now. It's nice to see stars again, and not stars like "Hollywood celebrity" stars, but stars like "big orbs of gas a billion fuckin' miles away" stars.

Also, holy cow, first night back and i made out with somebody. That totally beat the three month wait that LA decided to give me. Good times.

Relaxing for the weekend, then the...
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tomorrow begins the sad journey home. things i will miss in LA:

ummmm....well, the jamba juice girls and the tropic nut girls at universal studios were cute. also, the gay bar across the street, Club L, had fun Bingo and Karaoke nights. Also the internet cafe on Sunset and La Brea was a reliable spot. The Comedy Union and The Laugh Factory were good...
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So, pretty much the plan is to head back to Oregon. There are some hit or miss opportunities to stay, but the record so far has been:

Hits: 0
Misses: oodles

So i'm trying to get my head back to things in Eugene i'll be happy to see:

Jose, Billy D, Autumn, Shannon, Reike, Ashley, Jenny, John Henry's and crew, Indigo District and crew, Sy's...
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Honestly: I kick ass.

Cheryl Hines told me so. Unfortunately i'm an ass and said nothing back, but i did get to shake her hand and she touhed my arm and said i had her "cracking up so hard."

Thanks to surlyclown for coming out and treating us to dinner and, more importantly, dark beer!!! What is it with this goddamned state that makes it...
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The sad realization that Oregon will soon be my home again is really bumming me the fuck out. Of course, being down here has been a bit trying. It's hard not having support from anyone, espescially the people that say they care, blah, blah, blah.

I do hope i get to meet one or two or four more of you folks before i must head...
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So, no living quarters, yet. I'm pretty sure god is telling me it's time to go back to Oregon. Thank God I'm an Aethiest. ha ha. get it? Thank God im an aethiest.

I know. I am a clever motherfucker; who also is witty; and also i like fish sticks. Or rather, i liked fish sticks until i found out how they're made. Same...
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