i don't like chores...
or work...
or stuff...
can you win the lottery if you don't by a ticket???
or work...
or stuff...
can you win the lottery if you don't by a ticket???
arg
i am officially a fucking idiot. why i insist on trying to ensure people have a decent holiday- be it xmas, bday, or vday- all the while knowing that no mother-fucking-body is planning shit all for me, i don't know...i need to resort back to hermit sarcastic asshole mode immediately...grrr
oh and happy valentine's day to all...
hotcurry:
I sympathise. I'm such a people pleaser, yet I seem to get left in the dust quite often.
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hotcurry:
I miss the sins of the flesh.
porcelainheart:
pfft. i'll touch YOU.
jk.
it's fun, just as addicting as the first game.
jk.
it's fun, just as addicting as the first game.
"I wish today was Sunday
So i could get a cheeseburger for
39 cents, at McDonald's BABY!"
sundays suck
So i could get a cheeseburger for
39 cents, at McDonald's BABY!"
sundays suck
porcelainheart:
sundays are for sleeping.
hotcurry:
I need one more Sunday, please. I have not had a sufficient amount of sleep.
a short story: on the train ride home today i realized the faint scent of squirrel pee that i thought i smelled on the way to work was definitely there, which got me thinking that life is weird because who knew i would ever have squirrel pee problems? i knew it was my coat because i didn't smell it when i was at work all...
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porcelainheart:
i think the "i" just got rubbed off or something. i didn't even notice it.
porcelainheart:
you're smarter than you think.
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porcelainheart:
that's awesome.
mykel:
aww, the squirrel is so cute. I bet it's a babe magnet 
And good luck with your set, as well
And good luck with your set, as well
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girlrobot:
oh my god you have a squirrel that is interested in the pbr. can I come over and pet your squirrel? pleeease?
porcelainheart:
hey smartypants. what about PURPLE suits? those would be awesome.
hotcurry:
Thanks for the suggestions. How's the roommate situation working out for you?
dr_ew:
I'd don't think I'd punch them back, unless I was drunk, but I might run away crying.
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porcelainheart:
your squirrel rules.
thanks for sharing your fave shirt! i like it.
thanks for sharing your fave shirt! i like it.
surlyclown:
Yes, you live in the Pacific Northwest, home of some great microbrews and yet you feed him swill. In a can no less...how gauche. Even rodents have standards.
so....when you break an important rule like don't ever never whenever wherever make out with a roommate the best plan is to:
A) soberly get that shit out in the open
B) agree that we were both really really drunk
and C) mutually agree that it should never ever happen again
...what's not best is to go through step A-C, and then sleep together...
...oops
A) soberly get that shit out in the open
B) agree that we were both really really drunk
and C) mutually agree that it should never ever happen again
...what's not best is to go through step A-C, and then sleep together...
...oops
hotcurry:
Hahaha!!! This story just gets better and better,
By the way. Every time I see your profile pic it makes me smile.
By the way. Every time I see your profile pic it makes me smile.
erikawithak:
i have a deadly fear of squirrels, and all other animals i don't understand, whales, dolphins, mice, rats, and so on......
Maybe you can teach the squirrel to rob banks.