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sometimes i want to murder the people i work with....and sometimes i want to murder them slowly.....guess which kind of night it is

also, did i mention that i finally did an open mic and that it went really well and that all these fuckers that were being......uh...fuckers to me before have now all turned into asskissers? well now i did.

thanks for the b-day wishes

i called in sick to work at went to karaoke with some friends

God bought me a lapdance...K took me to Union Jack's to buy me a lapdance, but when we walked there we found a $20 bill on the ground...so thanks to the big guy.

My b-day horoscope was amusing: The current reservoir of friendliness and willingness to tolerate...
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if you haven't seen The Comedians of Comedy documentary, you ought to....

...if you haven't seen the comedy night at The Boiler Room....you're a lucky motherfucker.

...and speaking of seeing shit....it's so fuckin' weird to be able to see the mornin' without having to grasp for my glasses....

....i don't think i'm doing anything for my birthday this year...i work on the day and the...
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real quick coffe shop update:

Eye surgery: so good, i can see clearly now
Corpse Bride: good, even if i'm not a fan of weddings
B-day lunch with folks: surprising, we all got along for a few hours
America: not so good, what's the point of being an adult if your consent means jack-shit? grrr.

So a friend recently asked who i would consider my dream girl, but i couldn't think of just one so i decided that she would have to be some combination of the following listed in no particular order:

Shirley Manson
Aaliyah
Gwen Stefani
Jane Lane
Justine Frischmann (circa 1996)
Sarah Vowell
Morgan Webb
Sofia Coppola
Faye Valentine
Sarah Silverman
Angelina Jolie
Salma Hayek
Sade
Devi...
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yay!!! we found shelled nuts for Earl!

...he got a little bit territorial at first, but now he's just stoked to have 'em.

tomorrow i go to the eye doctor to do some tests and measures and later they'll shoot at laser at my face and supposedly i won't have to wear my glasses anymore....
.....i don't like doctor offices.

busy weekend:
ghetto potluck on sunday
going to get my lasick eye surgery consultation on monday
bowling on tuesday

also there will be an assortment of etceteras.

also, have i ever told how much it annoys me when people drop the "r" when saying "February," "temperature," and, worst of all, "library?"...i didn't?!?!....well there you go then.

so the good news is that theSTART show was fucking brilliant...i love seeing them. also i got a bitchin' shirt of theirs.

the bad news is that i've slunk (if that's a word.....hell, even if it isn't i'm using it) into some sort of crappy-ass depression...i'm sick of "friends" that don't ever call and my job and this town and the shit-ass comedy scene in...
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