normally i don't partake in these little questionaire-ish things, but as it was asked along with the magic word (Tag, bitch.) i felt obligated:
1. I'm proud of my 10-key skills
2. I have a profound appreciation for potatoes
3. Earl will bite anyone who tries to steal food from him....anyone
4. I'm an excellent worker...seriously...actually i'm an awesome worker
5. My brain...
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1. I'm proud of my 10-key skills
2. I have a profound appreciation for potatoes
3. Earl will bite anyone who tries to steal food from him....anyone
4. I'm an excellent worker...seriously...actually i'm an awesome worker
5. My brain...
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been busy...
put the notice in at our apartment so hopefully we find a new place or places before the thirty days is up. the shit-hole-ality has become too much.
my brother is in the states now, so no more horrible calls from Iraq, which is good. it's odd. the govt tells the families of the returning soldiers it'd be a good idea to store...
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put the notice in at our apartment so hopefully we find a new place or places before the thirty days is up. the shit-hole-ality has become too much.
my brother is in the states now, so no more horrible calls from Iraq, which is good. it's odd. the govt tells the families of the returning soldiers it'd be a good idea to store...
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hotcurry:
haha.... I'm two steps away from moving to Oregon and living in a treehouse with squirrels.
corkscrew:
Tag, bitch. I want 20 facts about you (and Earl) stat.
i'm feeling a little less panicky about the job thing...i figure i can set the wheels in motion and see if it takes and bail anytime before the big contract signing if i don't feel right about it.
i dressed up as the "the angriest Verizon guy" last night, last minute costume and went to this hillbilly-ish bar. it was fairly entertaining and i talked...
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i dressed up as the "the angriest Verizon guy" last night, last minute costume and went to this hillbilly-ish bar. it was fairly entertaining and i talked...
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catatac:
Yep, or just do what I did, take the contract home to "read it over" and just kinda...don't..really...ever bring it back. Although I'm sure that's easier to do at a private preschool than a large technamalogimacal corpration. But fuck those guys, I wasn't gonna promise to work there for a year when they promised they wouldn't give me a raise for a year! Fuckin' duh! Plus I guess I was good enough at my job they weren't gonna fire me for it.
Your squirrel is adorable!
Your squirrel is adorable!
surlyclown:
Thanks. It turns out life is short and pets are...short too. Or that could just be the Jack talking...actually...I'm pretty sure it's the Jack talking. 
I had a panic attack at work last night...
the good folks at Intel have floated the idea of me joining on as a permanent employee (my yearlong contract with them is up in a few months)
it's a decent job with good pay, great benefits, and all that, but i don't like the people out here, but that's just work and K may want...
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the good folks at Intel have floated the idea of me joining on as a permanent employee (my yearlong contract with them is up in a few months)
it's a decent job with good pay, great benefits, and all that, but i don't like the people out here, but that's just work and K may want...
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eazy:
Compared to the previous 4 it was good i guess. 
catatac:
Take the job, nothing will stop you from quitting when you just can't freakin' stand it anymore. And at least you've got food on the table while you're working on material.
And Portland could use a decent comedy club, huh? Maybe you could be the comedic savior of the NW.
Good luck,
CAT
And Portland could use a decent comedy club, huh? Maybe you could be the comedic savior of the NW.
Good luck,
CAT
i bought and watched the entire series and special of The Office this weekend...it's nice having a friend that's as big of a dork as me to watch this stuff with...
...aside from that...things are really something-ish right now.
also i don't have a beard right now...i'm trying to land younger babes
...aside from that...things are really something-ish right now.
also i don't have a beard right now...i'm trying to land younger babes
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kittypiefacehead:
> insert picture of your newbeardlessself <
And yes, music does help random moods. (:
And yes, music does help random moods. (:
dr_ew:
Yeah beards land you a select few hipster trash and hippy girls. That's about it.
Did you ever have potatoes down in Mexico. They make some good fucking food down there. The booze is nice too.
Did you ever have potatoes down in Mexico. They make some good fucking food down there. The booze is nice too.
life is no bowl of cherries right now
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kittypiefacehead:
Would you like me to mail you a donut? I have 10 left.
eazy:
You can say that again!
a weekend of debauchery* definitely helps the workweek start on a much better note, particularly when dullard coworkers ask, "Hey, so how was yer weekend?"... 
*debauchery n. pl. debaucheries :
1. a.Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.
b. debaucheries Orgies.
2. smooches, alcohol, nudity, drugs, strippers, beds built for three, naughty pictures, uh, jaywalking....etc....
also see: randy adj.:
1. a. Lascivious; lecherous.
b....
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*debauchery n. pl. debaucheries :
1. a.Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.
b. debaucheries Orgies.
2. smooches, alcohol, nudity, drugs, strippers, beds built for three, naughty pictures, uh, jaywalking....etc....
also see: randy adj.:
1. a. Lascivious; lecherous.
b....
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lushoasis:
ooh, you had a fun weekend. This IS my weekend right now, since I work retail. the real weekend does not usually hold such pleasures for me.
anyway, yeah, Ground Kontrol rocks, I'm glad to see you're a fan. My friend is not much of a businessman, but he's tried to make positive changes, and he's always promoting it, so it's good to see someone who spends his money there! I always go there and get a beer (after 7 of course) and then play teenage mutant ninja turtles. I can never beat it damnit! (I'm not much of a game player, though- never had any systems growing up ... "they'll rot your brain!" and all that rubbish)
I'm not afraid of life on other planets, I assume it will probably just be like, sponges or something, or if it's intelligent life, it won't be all into warmongering like we are. I think life on other planets has more to fear from us than we have to fear from them. Maybe.
anyway, yeah, Ground Kontrol rocks, I'm glad to see you're a fan. My friend is not much of a businessman, but he's tried to make positive changes, and he's always promoting it, so it's good to see someone who spends his money there! I always go there and get a beer (after 7 of course) and then play teenage mutant ninja turtles. I can never beat it damnit! (I'm not much of a game player, though- never had any systems growing up ... "they'll rot your brain!" and all that rubbish)
I'm not afraid of life on other planets, I assume it will probably just be like, sponges or something, or if it's intelligent life, it won't be all into warmongering like we are. I think life on other planets has more to fear from us than we have to fear from them. Maybe.
dr_ew:
I totally had to IMDB "Paul Walker" to get that joke.
did i ever mention that i had to get rid of my Nintendogs???....while Hank and Lucy were cool doggies (a pug and a husky) Earl was getting jealous. Every single time i played and talked to my DS to tell the dogs to sit or jump, he would grab his cage bars in this look we call the Lil' Prisoner as if to say, "Uh,...
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kaylee:
you should have sold your nintendogs to me! hahah i want that game so bad! . . .
too bad i have to buy the damn nintendo ds first.
i saw a raccoon at the pet store the other day. it made me think of you cuz you're the only person i "know" that has a usually wild animal as a housepet!
too bad i have to buy the damn nintendo ds first.
i saw a raccoon at the pet store the other day. it made me think of you cuz you're the only person i "know" that has a usually wild animal as a housepet!
lushoasis:
You dig Ground Kontrol, huh?
My friend is a part owner, that place is cool
My friend is a part owner, that place is cool
Ha! Earl laid on his back and let me pet his belly like a dog....he gets weirder and weirder....
i find it really annoying how scarce decent movies have been this last month and now all of the sudden it's
Jesus is Magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Night, and Good Luck
Shopgirl
Thumbsucker
Wallace and Grommit
Mirror Mask
right when i've signed up for all this OT and...
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i find it really annoying how scarce decent movies have been this last month and now all of the sudden it's
Jesus is Magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Night, and Good Luck
Shopgirl
Thumbsucker
Wallace and Grommit
Mirror Mask
right when i've signed up for all this OT and...
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eazy:
Yay for earl!
Havent reached that "happily ever after" place but looks like i might actually be heading that direction. amazing!
thanks dude. When u coming back?
Havent reached that "happily ever after" place but looks like i might actually be heading that direction. amazing!
thanks dude. When u coming back?
corkscrew:
Exactly.
You and Earl should dress up as Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole
You and Earl should dress up as Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole
so what do i like to do on my days off? let's see, how about Go to work!!! i'm doing overtime because there are still video games, movies, cds, and books i want but don't yet own.
i'm having halloween terror attacks that i'll not think of anything to be.
i've been thinking of getting a tattoo of Mario and Donatello from TMNT ferociously fighting...
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i'm having halloween terror attacks that i'll not think of anything to be.
i've been thinking of getting a tattoo of Mario and Donatello from TMNT ferociously fighting...
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abra:
i've been thinking of going insane, too.
oh my god, that dagu is so cute.
oh my god, that dagu is so cute.
kittypiefacehead:
Just sharin the love. 
Grey friends on the other hand, kind of blows.