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"People are just crazy in this world, I think."

Hey, what's up? Ummm...did you hear about the party? I think I'm going to go, but ummm...my friends don't really wanna go. Could I get a ride?

in the past month i've been contacted by four people from the variety of high schools of which i attended. they all talk about what a cheery fellow i used to be. i'm a grump now. there's a chance i may have zigged when i should have zagged.

is there such a thing as a jolly misanthrope?

I crushed my mother fuckin' thumb at work. Bad. Like it was stuck in the son of a bitch machine until the light cycle finished (approx. 35 seconds) and all i could do was stare at my thumb and try to imagine the pain not happening. Nobody was in the room to help. Ouch. I need some E.T. help.

It's weird how your thumb being...
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Earl News:

Well, we won't be seeing Earl anymore. Or most likely not, but it's not a bad thing. He recently has been spotted playing with another squirrell and doesn't sleep in his cage anymore. K's dad says it looks like he's mated up and the other squirrel wanted nothing to do with his manmade cage. My little Earl's all growns up.

Randy News:

Danika...
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I don't know how i managed to get such a shit schedule. I work twelve hour shifts, sunday throught tuesday and every other wednesday, which i thought would be great because i would always have weekends off for three or four days so i'll get to do stuff.

So far work has caused and will cause me to miss Regina Spektor , Dresden Dolls, Amy...
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On open letter to any male i have, do, and will work with:

I don't care for sports. I don't know in which seasons sports are played. I have only basic common knowledge about where teams are from, which teams are in which sports, and which individuals play for which teams. I know Tiger Woods plays golf and has sex with an ex-model. I'm sorry...
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Thanks to those that left birfday wishes. I saw strippers. And it was good.

I start a new job this Sunday making computer chip boards. I had to endure several days of New Employee Orientation in which i learned two things:

1. I would really like to murder he or her that created Powerpoint Presentations. BOOOOOring.

2. I REALLY hate the word "actually." I counted...
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tada! I officially have a new pet peeve.

It's the word "actually."

I hate when people pepper their language with the word. Like everything else they say is a lie. "Well actually, I really liked the movie. Unlike the times when i just said i enjoyed the movie, i actually enjoyed it....Seriously."