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in response to Ryan's roommate troubles i recanted a story from a previous bad fight with a roommate we called Bitchsauce. This is only a small sample of the argument that included nearly everyone, girls included, pushing, shoving, and barely escaping a physical fight with this asshole:

Me:I don't care how drunk you are, that kind of language will not be allowed while i'm in this fucking house!
Bitchsauce: What language?!
Me:The words "nigger" "faggot" and "ho" will not to be used by anyone while i live here
Bitchsauce: I never called anyone that!
Me:What?!? You called the guys upstairs "niggers" you called Jeff a "faggot" and those poor girls just walking past our house "ho's".
Bitchsauce: See! Exactly!
Me: EXACTLY WHAT, ASSHOLE?!?
Bitchsauce: You said i called someone a "nigger faggot ho," but i didn't!
Me: Right, you called a multitude of people a variety of those names, sorry, i guess i'm the asshole.

such a bizarre response, it kept me from knockin him on his ass. good times......oh wait!!!! one more awesome clip from that wonderful evening with that drunken lush:

roomie: Dude chill, Randy was just trying to think of the neighbors.
Bitchsauce: Fuck you! You don't get any say. I know you ate Jeff's butter!
roomie: Fuck Jeff's butter!
Bitchsauce: What did you say to me?!?
roomie: Fuuuuck Jefff's butter (insert pelvic grind motion)
Bitchsauce: You want to fuck my daughter?!?!?!
EVERYBODYWhoaaaa, chill, holy shit dude, etc...


I also had a roommate try and steal a car with me in it and also throw a coffee table in the middle of the street...I'm liking having my own place.........but i do miss the DSL.