I must be the stupidest mother fucker the world has ever seen.
Who else would move somewhere with some girl you've been in love with for over 5 years, just to have her dump you?
Now, who would do it twice??
promises, promises...
Who else would move somewhere with some girl you've been in love with for over 5 years, just to have her dump you?
Now, who would do it twice??
promises, promises...
Seriously, I'm very sorry to hear that things didn't work out. But for what it's worth you're a very funny, talented guy. Focus on that for a while and it will bring you more joy than any girl could.