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Hi, my name is Randy and i was interested in the position you listed. I'm a very dependable and strong worker who rarely lets his drinking affect his performance. I have amazing customer service skills, which is ironic since i hate customers. I'm pretty easy to get along with, unless you are a bad worker, in which case i will do everything in my power to get you fired, demoted, and or suicidal. If i had to list a weakness, it would be girls, so it's probably not a good idea if i work with any cute ones that i will invite to a party and make out with, making work the next day a little awkward. Please hire me and i promise to crack you up by making fun of customers and bosses behind their back and occasionally to their face (although over their head is more appropriate )

ps. i really am a good worker, no matter how much i hate you, the job, and the customers


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