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Eugene, OR

Member Since 2004

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Friday Jun 04, 2004

Jun 4, 2004
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I need to perform more!!! I haven't been able to get on a stage in a while and it's driving me mad.

I just want to be funny for a living and then have sex with a groupie and then go watch a movie, maybe even take said groupie to the movie, and then go back on stage to be funny.

it's much harder for me to write when i'm not performing. when i get together with other comedians or do a show, my mind goes from just funny to even funnier. See, that line was shit. That's what happens.

All my cool writer buddies are back home. (here i was going to denote baby cries to indicate what a baby i'm being, but i don't know if it's Waa! or Wah!)

Ok then, i'm better now. see ya wink

"I am at home with the me. I am rooted in the me who is on this adventure. This is me breathing"
jackie113272:
Hey boy,
LOL - yeah um, we both have such massive friends lists going I bet the others are jealous.
I luv the pic of you in your atari shirt...how cute you are!
Oh, and thanks for the idea of gettin one of those ultra-trendy gang symbols inked on me....but I think I'll PASS.
;D
Have you ever gone to any SG event? I wonder what
it's like...if it's all the girls gettin nekkid I wanna go!!!! J/K
I wish.

I think the babies go "Wah!"

later, Jackie wink
Jun 4, 2004

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