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Wheeee! Orientation day is such a blast. Thank god i won't be working directly with the public. I just started working at Universal Studios and today showed me how far my customer service skills have slipped.

For example...we went to see the Shrek 4-D thing, which was cool, but at the beginning you wait in a line, then they let you in the theater from the right side and politely ask everyone to scoot all the way to the left. Of course some egotistical pricks sit in the middle and make everyone walk past them. When I was younger, i would have politely informed them to please scoot over. Instead, all i could think was that i wished i wasn't an employee so i could tell them that if they don't scoot the fuck over like everybody else, the second the lights are out i'm going to stab you in the fucking spleen with my goddamned ball point pen you egomaniacal shit!!! You're a fucking loser like everybody else, you think you're special, but not one of us in here would give a rat's ass if your heart exploded out of your chest on the way home, we'd just be annoyed we didn't get to see it!!!

But aside from quite a few other similar incidents it was peachy fucking keen.