So, I saw David Sedaris many years ago and stayed after for a book signing. After waiting in line I approached him, stated my name and was promptly asked by David, "Randy, are you a homosexual?" In his defense my shirt was a bit gay and my fingernails were painted bright blue, but still the question threw me for a loop.
Me: "No. Why?"
David: "Well, you're fingernails are painted."
Me: "Well, yours aren't. Does that mean you're straight?"
Zing, right?! He laughed, signed my book and I walked away utterly proud of myself for getting one over on ole David Sedaris.... That is until I read what he wrote in my book:
In other news:
Took my special lady on a road trip. She knows how to travel in style.
Tattoo my wife did on me. Color coming soon.
and did one of those Shuffle quiz things as recommended by Carleen. It was actually pretty amusing.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
1.Put your music library on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got this from.
F SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY", YOU SAY?
Move Away And Shine - Tim Delaughter
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Piggies - Space
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Dead End Queen - theSTART
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Smile - Elastica
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Bus Stop Boxer - Eels
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Steam Machine - Daft Punk
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Seven Days a Week - The Sounds
WHAT IS 2+2?
Organ Donor -DJ Shadow
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Nothing Lies Still Long - Pell Mell
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Future - Leonard Cohen
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Wandering Star - Portishead
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Don't Get Lost in Heaven - Gorillaz
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
All We Have Is Now - The Flaming Lips
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Til the Day I Die - Garbage
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Possum Kingdom - Toadies
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I'm Going to Stop Pretending that I Didn't Break Your Heart - The Eels
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Everyone's At It - Lily Allen
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Dark Knight - The Blasters
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Underground - Sneaker Pimps
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
A Quai - Yann Tiersen
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Apnoea - Kasabian
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
She Really Wants You - Aimee Mann
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Three Hearts, Seven Seas, Twelve Moons - Gorillaz
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Sanctified - Nine Inch Nails
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Briefcase - Tom Rothrock
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Local God - Everclear
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
A Stroke of Luck - Garbage
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS:
Why Don't You Love Me - Hank Williams
Later
