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Thursday Aug 14, 2008

Aug 14, 2008
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Conversations with Danika

At Her Work while ringing a customer up.

Customer(in lame attempt at small talk): It's 89 today, 90 tomorrow.

Danika: Oh, Happy Birthday.
(in response to what she thought she heard as "I'm 89 today, 90 tomorrow.")

Customer (clearly not in her 80's): *glare*



BONUS CONTENT

Me (singing...er rapping like an idiot): Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god, i don't know but today seems kinda odd, no barking from the dog, no smog, and mama cooked the breakfast with no hog.
Danika: yeah?
Me: what?! you don't know that song?! you're an idiot. Ice Cube?
Danika: oh. sorry i didn't spend my days memorizing all the words.
Me: you're a terrible human being.
Danika: you're a fucking idiot

if that's not love, i don't know what is.

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
cheyenne:
haha!! thats funny!!!
Sep 1, 2008
lillithvain:

Yes, you are getting a message that everyone else who left a message on my set is getting.

Why? Because I don't have great internet capabilities but I still want to say thank you.

Because: You are appreciated and I am humbled by the nice comment you left on my new set "Gone with the Wind".

Thank you.
xoxoxoxo
Sep 3, 2008

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