ATTENTION HOT LOCAL GIRLS:
Hey. Are you sick and tired of working every day with no excuse to take a day off? Are you sick and tired of not having a legitimate reason to buy cough syrup (meth production aside)? Are you sick and tired of not being sick and tired?
Well, have i got an offer for you.
Come on down to Rendo's Place and make out with me; I'm Rendo. I guarantee that after a good ole fashioned snog you'll be suffering from whatever horrid cold i'm suffering from now. Main effects include sore throat, stuffy nose, headaches, trouble sleeping, and general misery.
long story short: i be sick.
Hey. Are you sick and tired of working every day with no excuse to take a day off? Are you sick and tired of not having a legitimate reason to buy cough syrup (meth production aside)? Are you sick and tired of not being sick and tired?
Well, have i got an offer for you.
Come on down to Rendo's Place and make out with me; I'm Rendo. I guarantee that after a good ole fashioned snog you'll be suffering from whatever horrid cold i'm suffering from now. Main effects include sore throat, stuffy nose, headaches, trouble sleeping, and general misery.
long story short: i be sick.
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I hope you feel better soon! Being sick blows... but maybe making out with hot local girls will make it slightly more bearable? Meh. Tell me how that works out for you.
I was hoping you could come to Portland!
Y donde esta la chica? eh?
I am still too poor to buy a wii.